I pay most of my bills online. Today, I was unable to pay three of them – this has never happened before. One site locked me out after an incorrect password entry, another’s database was down, and a third was in restricted status because I haven’t made a payment in three months – oops. This […]

It seems you’ve learned not to use MSN to surf for porn; I hardly get any funny porn search strings any more. In fact, most of my search hits are for the same things. I have to say again, however, that the number of persons searching for “how to build a nuke” is somewhat disturbing. […]

If you love Google, which of course you do, and need help figuring out how to waste more time playing with it, here’s your holy grail: Googlewhacking: The Search for The One True Googlewhack.

Today, The Onion killed me. Dead. Behold, the funniest fucking headline of ALL TIME: Enchanted By Own Innocence, Michael Jackson Molests Self

I’ll be playing this Friday night at Revelations with Jonas Magram and the Seventh Ray. This will be a reprise of our last gig, in the sense that we’ll be doing the same album. This will be Jonas’ last performance in Fairfield. He’s moving to Aspen, Colorado. Other music happening in town this weekend comes […]

I’m starving and I have money in my pocket but I don’t want to eat anywhere in town. Mexican, roo-Thai, roo-Chinese, drive-through. It all sounds dismal. Will someone bring me sushi, maybe? Oh God yes. Yellowtail. Manhattan roll. Tuna. Maybe I’ll go eat Indian. *sigh*

Gold and Black is my latest skin for Wisbar Advance, for Pocket PC. All skinnable elements are skinned, and the theme comes with a default sound scheme. Download it here.