Being a rather grumpy and random list, from a grumpy and random girl. 1. My husband is going to drag me to a BBQ at his boss’s house in Keosauqua tonight. I don’t want to go because I won’t know anybody but him and Jim & Joy. 2. I feel tense, like my body’s thinking […]

I had two panic attacks today. Two. Sweating palms, chest ‘pains’, dizziness, and an intensely real and convincing feeling that I’m about to fucking die. Little or no arrhythmia, though, which was nice. Well, not ‘nice,’ but better. I’ve wanted to leave work and go home and curl up since about 1 o’clock, but I […]

The weather is just nasty. It’s like a big, sweaty armpit out there. I step outside and instantly become all damp and sticky, and not in a fun way. Perhaps some swimming in the triangle pond is indicated. Speaking of the triangle pond, the Friday before last Tahmi and Cat came out, and we ate […]

—–Original Message—– From: Personnel Dept. Sent: Monday, August 01, 2005 1:54 PM To: Staff Subject: New Employee Dear LISCO Buddies: Please join me in welcoming our newest employee – Bonny Lass. Bonny will be working with Mr. Man on tariffs etc. Her phone number is 1234. Attached is a revised phone list, incorporating all the […]

My iPod is full. FULL. I have to take stuff off of it whenever I want to put new stuff on it. Suckage!

Mostly women looking for stuff about pregancy symptoms, but then there’s one about a horse… View the image of search engine strings that brought people to this site in the past 24 hours. You’ll totally laugh.

Check your dialect with the Yankee or Dixie quiz. I’ve been away from the Great Northwest for far too long; I’m “58% (Dixie). Barely into the Dixie category.” Which means I’m way far the hell away from the Yankee I used to be.

EarthCore is the world’s first podcast-only novel: you can’t find it in stores, you can’t download the full audio, and the only way to find out what happens is to subscribe to the podcast. (Thanks, Buzzdoctor!)

Since most Podcasts totally suck: BBC Podcast Trial. Oh my, that’s ever so much better.