In which I wish I was there. Bghead just texted me to tell me that the Big M has died. I’m at work, so I googled it immediately (while on the phone with a customer laboriously explaining why she probably doesn’t want to install the lastest version of Outlook Express on her 11-year-old Windows 95 […]
In which the Movement is moving to the center of the nation. AmmZon told me this morning that she’d heard that the Big M had decided to build a peace palace or something in Kansas, so I immediately googled it. It’s totally fascinating! The Movement really has bought 600 acres in north-central Kansas, and they […]
—–Original Message—– From: {name removed} Sent: Tuesday, July 26, 2005 9:44 AM To: Admin Cc: Supervisor Subject: {name removed} {name removed} just came into the office requesting us to walk softer, or stop “hopping”. Apparently the ceiling frames and tiles in the suite below us has collapsed twice. {name removed} apparently {kind of business} and […]
I thought it was just roos, but apparently it’s all pseudo-conscious hippie freaks everywhere! “There are so many ‘aware’ consumers carefully reading labels and making proclaimations about the product in their hands–to the air, if they’re alone. They won’t get out of your way if you just need that one carton of chicken stock behind […]
Did I ever tell you about the day I dropped out of MIU? It’s not MIU now, of course. It’s MUM, short for Maharishi University of Management (which is completely absurd as roos can barely ‘manage’ to drive from Annapurna dining hall to the Golden Domes of Pure Knowledge without killing dogs and children in […]
