Shigeki (the condom-measuring guy) tagged me with a meme! One of his recent posts was a list of what he happened to have in his backpack that day, and so many people thought it was amusing he turned it into a meme and tagged me. So here’s my bag: (Click the image to enlarge it.) […]

You know what’s cute? My brother, J.P. Morgan, that’s what. He’s got a new job, and he has to wear a tie, and he totally sent me a picture about the whole thing. We spent an hour on the phone last night, shooting the shit. It started like this: Me: Hello! Jay: Hey! You answered. […]

Normally I don’t link to others’ blog posts even when they make me chuckle, but this post is just so. fucking. funny. that I’ve actually read it three times, for real. For utter and total real! If I was even half that funny myself I’d stay home and giggle and never go out at all […]

Yesterday I noticed a one dollar bill in my wallet had a Where’s George? stamp on it. It’s travelled 32 miles per day for eleven days! How cute is that? Check out the Bill Tracking Report. I love the Internet.

Not only has my site been up long enough that it utterly smokes in search engine rankings (don’t believe me? Google my damn name – or alternately, the word “peasex” – and see what you get!) but now actual individual real live people are beginning to take time out of their busy blogs to hook […]

Look what you can plug into your iPod now, ladies: the vibrating Audi-oh.com.

This just cracks me up. I’m sorry, it’s a horrible pop link, but I’m not inhuman people. I’m Tom Cruise, and I’m in LOVE!!!

I knitted a sheep this weekend:

I saw a picture of a t-shirt on the Internet today that said, “IT AIN’T GONNA LICK ITSELF.” And isn’t that just so true?