My favorite Windows error used to be “Keyboard not found, please press F1 to continue.” Today I discovered I have a new one: “Please go to the Control Panel to install and configure system components.” Uh, okay. What system components? The ones that all worked yesterday? I haven’t added, removed, installed, uninstalled, or changed this […]

The arrhythmia, it’s here today. I loathe it. I know it’s “just a symptom” of this never-to-be-sufficiently-damned panic disorder, but it still freaks me out when my rib cage lurches. Which makes me panic more, which makes the thumping and bumping worse, which is one never-ending goddamned cycle of utter crap.

Take that, you spamming bastard.

Since Buzzdoctor suffered a near-failure in his iPod world today, I been lookin’ up info on backing shit up. And this is what I found, and I find that it is good: Use a Smart Playlist to make regular backups of your music in iTunes. Yeah.

This is how totally tits my new hard drive enclosure is: I put a 10GB hard drive in it. The enclosure looks way cool and sleek. It’s cute. And I just put 318MB of MP3s on it. Oh yeah baby, I sure fuckin’ did. “640k ought to be enough for anybody.” – Bill Gates, 1981

I got three packages delivered to me at work today. First was the hard drive enclosure I ordered last week (yay for me!), the next was a shift lever I bought off of eBay at Mr. Brett’s behest (yay for him!), and the third was a mix CD from 80 (yay for me again!). Buzzdoctor […]

Greg Bear is a genius. If you don’t believe me, read this, this, and particularly this.

You know what’s really good? Drinking a strawberry daquiri while you’re doing the dishes on a hot summer day, that’s what.

My redneck husband dragged me to a 1:30 matinee of The Dukes of Hazzard. It was so totally latent. During the out-takes at the end credits, while Willie was singing the theme song, we: Saw Johnny Knoxville’s bare ass (surprize!) Heard Seann William Scott say (about Johnny), “He’s showing me his balls!” Saw Scott get […]

I have cramps. Bad cramps. The kind that will have me popping Advil like they’re Sweetarts within the hour. In other news, I’ve been over at Amazon this morning and there’s really cool stuff on my Wishlist, should you suddenly feel compelled to RAOK me. But for now at least there’s some chocolate, I think, […]