In which it is revealed that I don’t deserve a nice color. I believe I mentioned I had my hair cut and colored in Denver, yes? Well. While I was getting my hair washed, the stylist talked me into getting my hair colored because it was so very straw-like and icky. She used something she […]

Look, I spelled my name!

I got India Cafe take-out for lunch today: dhal makhani, saag paneer, rice, kabli chana, naan, curried cabbage and peas, some potato salad thing, pakora. Yum. (And the boy that works the register? Still cute. Love those long-lashed big brown eyes.) I spent some quality time playing with iTunes this morning, particularly the new Just […]

In which a broken cell phone is miraculously resurrected. So Mr. B came home after work last night and said the guy at the US Cellular kiosk had managed to make him feel like a total moron. “How on earth did that happen?” I asked, chopping tomatoes for salad and thinking of all the times […]

It’s grey, rainy, chilly, and utterly shitty outside today. I woke up this morning, peeled open an eyelid, and looked at the bedroom clock. It said it was 2:30. I got up, padded downstairs, and started making myself a latte before I noticed the stove clock said it was nine-thirty already. Shit. Late to work. […]

Back in the day, people often got to this site by accident – they’d use MSN Search and type in things like “I caught my wife fucking my horse,” and they’d somehow end up here. I loved those days. Those days utterly cracked me up. But now when I check my hit counter software, not […]

I really want to post something amusing and clever, but I don’t think it’s gonna happen. I’m just not feeling it. Shoes I never put my shoes on yesterday. I left the house in my slippers and carried my shoes to the car, where they remained until I got home. Shoes, I believe, are highly […]