How You Found This Site

Back in the day, people often got to this site by accident – they’d use MSN Search and type in things like “I caught my wife fucking my horse,” and they’d somehow end up here.

I loved those days. Those days utterly cracked me up.

But now when I check my hit counter software, not much is going on. Just normal searches for blinkies, recipes, how to ping from OSX, iPods, subnetting, and miscarriage – you know, content I actually have! (Oh, and of course that good old standby, “accounting sucks.” What do people think they’re looking for when they google “accounting sucks”?)

I miss those funny, funny old days.

7 thoughts on “How You Found This Site

  1. This makes me wanna Google a whole bunch of weird shit with tags that I know will lead me back here.

    Just to mess with ya, of course.

    🙂

  2. (And as an exercise for the class, any idea who half of Goblin Cock really is?)

    Uh, it says this:

    Goblin Cock is
    Lord Phallus – guitar and voice
    Bane Ass-Pounder – guitar
    King Sith – bass
    Braindeath – drums
    Loki Sinjuggler – keyboards

    So my guess, since I’m not about to be downloading anything called Goblin Cock, would have to be

    Kermit the Frog.

  3. “Kermit the Frog”?!?!?!?

    C’mon, netizen, you can’t possibly be SO narrow minded and delicate of sensibility that a mere four bad names (and one mighty big Prince Albert) divert you from your researching ways?

    Lord Phallus is Rob Crow, half of Pinback.

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