If you’re my beloved blonde bartender at the Dead Cock, this is not aimed at you. It’s to those boys. And that Dew Drop chick. Dear Bartender, Your hands are not clean. You handle dirty beer bottles, cash, that nasty popcorn, and other unsavory items. Please do not put your fingers on the business end […]

DST ends Sunday at 2:00. Don’t forget to adjust your clocks. Oh, by the way: I fucking hate DST. Every year, twice a year, I spam my various reps with long missives about how DST was allegedly begun for farmers and is no longer needed ’cause them tractors got LIGHTS ON ‘EM these days, PLUS […]

In which you’re amazed. This is how much of a dork I really am: I actually own a hampsterdance.com coffee mug. ——–

In which I eat like there’s no tomorrow. Since the weather has turned, all I want to do is eat. I had full-on greasy breakfast both Saturday and Sunday last weekend, and I never do that. (Hash browns! Scrambled eggs with melted cheese! Veggie sausage! Toast with real butter! OMG!) Saturday I ate pasta (alfredo […]

OMGOMGOMG! It’s here! My new iPod! I’m so geeked out. I’d thought about not keeping it, but of courseI’m going to. It’s new, it’s shiny, and best of all – it’s here in my hot little hands. The other one, the 6th gen, the one I should have purchased, well, it’s not here. See what […]

For no reason whatsoever. Buz and Shiva One orange cat, yawning, and one yellow dog, curled up, on an old blanket in the corner of the livingroom.

In which we do all kinds of redneck stuff. Late this morning we went out and towed my dad‘s RV out of the ditch where he’d gotten it stuck on his arrival Friday night. It was pretty exciting, really – his rig is huge and the road was about three inches deep in nasty, sticky, […]

In which I do a dumb meme. (Sorry. You can skip reading this post.) Do a search with your first name and needs in quotes – i.e. “Saddam needs,” and post the top 10 results… MUSH NEEDS: Mush needs sympathy from Bush mush needs to put his size into his hits MUSH needs greater staff […]

In which I follow through on my threat to blog a bar conversation. Brett called me after work yesterday and we met for cocktails, where Truckunsafe gave me shit about ignoring him and playing the Megatouch (I was using up Sean’s remaining quarters, he’d told me to and I’m nothing if not obedient) and then […]

I upgraded to iTunes v6 yesterday. It seems to work fine. And this, THIS is how much I need that new 20Gb iPod: Eleven megs left out of three gigs. Jeez, I can’t wait for the new toy to get here! (Man, I’d better fire up that album-art importer app and get crackin’.) In other […]