This is how totally tits my new hard drive enclosure is: I put a 10GB hard drive in it. The enclosure looks way cool and sleek. It’s cute. And I just put 318MB of MP3s on it. Oh yeah baby, I sure fuckin’ did. “640k ought to be enough for anybody.” – Bill Gates, 1981

I got three packages delivered to me at work today. First was the hard drive enclosure I ordered last week (yay for me!), the next was a shift lever I bought off of eBay at Mr. Brett’s behest (yay for him!), and the third was a mix CD from 80 (yay for me again!). Buzzdoctor […]

Greg Bear is a genius. If you don’t believe me, read this, this, and particularly this.

You know what’s really good? Drinking a strawberry daquiri while you’re doing the dishes on a hot summer day, that’s what.

My redneck husband dragged me to a 1:30 matinee of The Dukes of Hazzard. It was so totally latent. During the out-takes at the end credits, while Willie was singing the theme song, we: Saw Johnny Knoxville’s bare ass (surprize!) Heard Seann William Scott say (about Johnny), “He’s showing me his balls!” Saw Scott get […]

I have cramps. Bad cramps. The kind that will have me popping Advil like they’re Sweetarts within the hour. In other news, I’ve been over at Amazon this morning and there’s really cool stuff on my Wishlist, should you suddenly feel compelled to RAOK me. But for now at least there’s some chocolate, I think, […]

Being a rather grumpy and random list, from a grumpy and random girl. 1. My husband is going to drag me to a BBQ at his boss’s house in Keosauqua tonight. I don’t want to go because I won’t know anybody but him and Jim & Joy. 2. I feel tense, like my body’s thinking […]

I had two panic attacks today. Two. Sweating palms, chest ‘pains’, dizziness, and an intensely real and convincing feeling that I’m about to fucking die. Little or no arrhythmia, though, which was nice. Well, not ‘nice,’ but better. I’ve wanted to leave work and go home and curl up since about 1 o’clock, but I […]

The weather is just nasty. It’s like a big, sweaty armpit out there. I step outside and instantly become all damp and sticky, and not in a fun way. Perhaps some swimming in the triangle pond is indicated. Speaking of the triangle pond, the Friday before last Tahmi and Cat came out, and we ate […]

—–Original Message—– From: Personnel Dept. Sent: Monday, August 01, 2005 1:54 PM To: Staff Subject: New Employee Dear LISCO Buddies: Please join me in welcoming our newest employee – Bonny Lass. Bonny will be working with Mr. Man on tariffs etc. Her phone number is 1234. Attached is a revised phone list, incorporating all the […]