My iPod is full. FULL. I have to take stuff off of it whenever I want to put new stuff on it. Suckage!

Mostly women looking for stuff about pregancy symptoms, but then there’s one about a horse… View the image of search engine strings that brought people to this site in the past 24 hours. You’ll totally laugh.

Check your dialect with the Yankee or Dixie quiz. I’ve been away from the Great Northwest for far too long; I’m “58% (Dixie). Barely into the Dixie category.” Which means I’m way far the hell away from the Yankee I used to be.

EarthCore is the world’s first podcast-only novel: you can’t find it in stores, you can’t download the full audio, and the only way to find out what happens is to subscribe to the podcast. (Thanks, Buzzdoctor!)

Since most Podcasts totally suck: BBC Podcast Trial. Oh my, that’s ever so much better.

Shigeki (the condom-measuring guy) tagged me with a meme! One of his recent posts was a list of what he happened to have in his backpack that day, and so many people thought it was amusing he turned it into a meme and tagged me. So here’s my bag: (Click the image to enlarge it.) […]

You know what’s cute? My brother, J.P. Morgan, that’s what. He’s got a new job, and he has to wear a tie, and he totally sent me a picture about the whole thing. We spent an hour on the phone last night, shooting the shit. It started like this: Me: Hello! Jay: Hey! You answered. […]

Normally I don’t link to others’ blog posts even when they make me chuckle, but this post is just so. fucking. funny. that I’ve actually read it three times, for real. For utter and total real! If I was even half that funny myself I’d stay home and giggle and never go out at all […]

Yesterday I noticed a one dollar bill in my wallet had a Where’s George? stamp on it. It’s travelled 32 miles per day for eleven days! How cute is that? Check out the Bill Tracking Report. I love the Internet.