Not only has my site been up long enough that it utterly smokes in search engine rankings (don’t believe me? Google my damn name – or alternately, the word “peasex” – and see what you get!) but now actual individual real live people are beginning to take time out of their busy blogs to hook […]

Look what you can plug into your iPod now, ladies: the vibrating Audi-oh.com.

This just cracks me up. I’m sorry, it’s a horrible pop link, but I’m not inhuman people. I’m Tom Cruise, and I’m in LOVE!!!

I knitted a sheep this weekend:

I saw a picture of a t-shirt on the Internet today that said, “IT AIN’T GONNA LICK ITSELF.” And isn’t that just so true?

You know I knit, right? I recently designed art for my knitting site and bought a shirt for myself through Cafe Press. The tee was in the mail today. I love it. I mean, it’s the same ultra-thin, cheap-ass shirt stock it always is, but I’m proud of my artwork and the shirt works: when […]

Now that I have a camera phone, y’all will get to see all kinds of meaningless images of rural Iowa life. This will save me from having to write meaningful content. A thousand words and all that, what? Anyway. Will you just look at my nails, people? That shit is real, too! I grew those […]

I love my new cell phone. It’s sleek and small and cute. It has a color screen. It’s new. But the picture messaging leaves a hella lot to be desired. Allow me to bitch: 1. Why install a flash that sucks so bad? Why not just NOT install it? 2. Why can’t I send pictures […]

I came home from work last night and decided to lie down for just a bit… …and I didn’t wake up until three in the morning. I have no idea if my husband even ate dinner. I also ended up missing two doses of antibiotics, so my throat was actually sore when I woke up […]

Apparently search strings with the word “gay” in them now get you to goblinbox. Whew, that’s a relief. I felt bad that so many people were coming here looking for porn and finding none, and now I get to feel bad because you’re coming here for GAY porn and finding none! Referrers, past 24 hours […]