In which I work too damned close to Mi-T-Mart. I just went next door to the convenience store — it’s entirely too close, not even thirty paces from the front door of my building — and I bought a Mocha Frappuccino and a package of Hostess Ding Dongs. Then I consumed them at my desk […]

In which I’m boring. Got off work last night, picked up some drive-thru, and went home. Bread and I ate at the picnic table outside and he showed me the tear in his jeans and the small scratch on his thigh where he’d not cut off his leg with a chainsaw. Jesus. He’d trimmed the […]

In which I’m totally flattered. I have a friend who drops by my office once a week or so. I work at the end of the alley the post office’s drive-thru drop box inhabits, so after her job duties take her to the post office she visits me. We go out to my jeep for […]

In which I mow, eat, and feel stupid. But not as stupid as that guy. The night before last, Bread and I mowed. He drove the tractor, I drove the riding lawnmower. I mowed the orchard, and he mowed the other three acres. I had to stop for awhile at one point, though, to avoid […]

In which we’re on the new server. DNS (Bind) was finally repaired on the new box, and if you’re seeing this, you’re seeing goblinbox.com on its new server! *snoopy dance* Rants should be up soon, God willing. And so should my Gallery.