In which I bitch and moan.

The best thing about blogging is that one can complain all she wants. Which is exactly what I’m going to do. You probably should not read this:

My neck and upper back are totally fucked up. I can’t turn my neck, and have to rotate my entire upper body to look at things not directly in front of me. I feel really, really, really sorry for myself. In addition to the pain, I’m on day three of what seems like an endless anxiety attack, which means I’m essentially misinterpreting normal bodily sensations as NEAR DEATH SYMPTOMS and am swimming in adrenaline and forgetting to breathe, like a dumb ass. It makes my muscles hurt. And on top of the misery of all that, I seem to be retaining water. In the middle of my cycle. For no good goddamned reason.

Someone should, like, fucking shoot me. Srsly. I’m a waste of perfectly good oxygen.

In other news, I watched Brazil last night. I TOTALLY LOVE THAT MOVIE.

 

3 Responses to Waaaaah! I SAID, Waaaaah!

  1. pj says:

    Hope you’re feeling better.

    I am, much. Thank you. -m

  2. 80 says:

    Sounds majorly uncomfortable. If it makes you feel any better, I’m breaking out worse than I ever have, like, ever – in the middle of my cycle for NO GOOD REASON!!!

    Ewwh! That does suck, and it does make me feel better. But it also makes me feel sad for you. *smooch* -m

  3. V says:

    Glad you’re feeling better. The best thing I ever found for back pain was this: http://tinyurl.com/6x5qwd

    *hug* -m