In which surgery would feel better than this.
Today I’d like to cut my tonsils out with a dull spoon. A teaspoon, or maybe even a melon baller. I don’t care, the things are gross and swollen and they hurt.
When I swallow, it’s like POW! ZING! POING! I can practically see the expletives hanging in the air around my head.
I was awake for no more than eight hours in the past twenty-four.
Bread, of course, is pretty much fine now. Which is why I wonder if I shouldn’t cut my tonsils out. I mean, no one’s sick as much as me!
In other news, my hair hasn’t been brushed in a really, really long time.
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Sleep rocks!
I’m pretty sure that I’m as sick as you 🙂
*heh*
You’re a pervert. That’s a different kind of sick. 😉 -m
Touseled hair with tons of body rocks!
You know it! -m
sorry ’bout the tonsils. Blecch.
T’anks, hon. -m
Hope that you feel better. My friend is actually having her tonsils taken out on Friday. She is the only person in years and years that I have heard of getting them out.
I guess it’s not as popular as it was in the 70’s. They rarely do it to adults, I read. -m
Mush, I really think that you should have them taken out. You would be amazed how much better you feel.
I looked it up. Sounds scaaary. Plus maybe it would change my singing voice? Definitely would change the overall accoustic in there, removing that much mass. -m
Awww, hope you feel better soon Mush. Been drinking some warm lemon tea? Just something soothing about the sound of that, warm….lemon….tea
xoxo
hey honeybuns. so sorry you’re sicko. you definitely need to be drinking heavily steeped ginger lemon tea. cut up a ton of ginger and squeeze a bunch of lemon into a thermos preferably (are you a good enough ex-roo to have one?) or else a teapot and steep that shit all day long while you’re sipping it. it’s the only thing that will make your throat feel bearable. remember: serious amounts of ginger. you won’t be sorry.
and didn’t they stop removing tonsils because it was a useless and detrimental act? aren’t your tonsils your first line of defense? aren’t they important to your immune system? that’s just what i’ve gathered from random sources.
i hope you feel better, mush. sore throats are THE worst. i feel for you.
I’m sorry you are going through this. Perhaps it’s time to start dredlocks? Feel better.
Start them? Hehe. -m