In which I told you so.

It’s April 1st, 2009, and Conficker has NOT destroyed the Internet.

Some cranked-up jarheads got their panties in a wad for a few minutes [WaPo has a sense of humor! how awesome is that!], but that was pretty much all she wrote.

Now be good boys and girls and keep letting Windows Update do its job and we’ll all (particularly me) be fine.