In which I told you so.

It’s April 1st, 2009, and Conficker has NOT destroyed the Internet.

Some cranked-up jarheads got their panties in a wad for a few minutes [WaPo has a sense of humor! how awesome is that!], but that was pretty much all she wrote.

Now be good boys and girls and keep letting Windows Update do its job and we’ll all (particularly me) be fine.

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3 Responses to NEWSFLASH!!! Internet Not Over

  1. 80 says:

    When I got to work yesterday all the servers were down. Completely coincidentally of course, but I laughed and laughed. My boss was freaking out.

    LOL! -m

  2. shenry says:

    Hello, Tech Support, I have a question. Um, my computer is infected with Conficker Worms, and I didn’t realize for –like– a couple hours. During that time I was typing all kinds of emails and clicking all kinds of things on the internet. Now I’m feeling nauseous and my throat is all swollen. Should I be worried? Like, should I go see a doctor and get tested for Conficker Worms?

    Yes. Absolutely. You will probably die. -m

  3. 80 says:

    Hey – you may have already seen this, but http://photojojo.com/content/tutorials/coffee-caffenol-film-developing/ Thought it mught be fun for you to try w/ your photo hobby.

    Dude! That’s awesome! I’ve never developed film in my life, but if I did, I’d totally try that! -m