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Enchiladas: Cottage Cheese & Chili

In which there’s not really a recipe so as much as an assembly idea.

I have leftover chili and it needs to be eaten, but another bowl of chili does not sound appealing. So I’ve mashed up a few recipes and here’s chili cheese enchiladas.

Ingredients:

leftover chili
corn tortillas
cottage cheese
grated cheddar, divided
spring onions, divided
hot sauce or salsa (I used El Pato)

Procedure:

Combine cottage cheese, grated cheddar, and spring onions in whatever ratio appeals to you.

Cover the bottom of a casserole dish with hot sauce or salsa. (You could also use chili, if you have enough; it’s to keep the tortillas from sticking.)

Heat enough corn tortillas until pliable. (I wrap them in a damp paper towel and nuke them for 30-55 seconds. They can also be heated over a gas burner or on a hot griddle.) Fill them with the cottage cheese mixture, roll, and place seam side down on top of the salsa in the casserole. Cover the enchiladas with the chili. Top with the remaining cheddar and spring onions.

Heat the enchiladas until bubbling (oven or microwave, whatever works for you).

Garnish with sour cream and serve.

Bread Baking

In which it’s the #breadin5 recipe!

Okay. So. There are cheeses that need to be enjoyed with good bread. Not the crap from the Safeway bakery, but good bread. What they call artisan bread now, what used to be rustic peasant bread.

Bread you can only get from fancy bakeries now.

I got too spoiled with those Salty Tart baguettes at my last job, okay? Those baguettes were a revelation. I mean, there is no better way to eat a gooey, creamy, funky French brie than with a real baguette. We don’t have gooey, creamy, funky French bries, really, but we do have some brie and a bunch of other cheeses that would benefit from good bread.

Anyway, now I live in rural Oregon and we don’t have a fancy bakery. We have a Safeway, and their bread is pretty, and well-displayed in the store, and it all tastes exactly the same and the crust and crumb are too soft and too bland and it’s just depressing.

So, maybe it’s time for me to do that refrigerator bread thing. Yeah. Maybe. It was all the rage awhile back and maybe now I have the experience to understand it.

Yesterday I made this recipe. Sorta. What I did was:

3 cups 100F tap water
1 packet yeast
2 teaspoons salt
6-1/2 cups (2 pounds) flour

I used about 5 cups of King Arthur Unbleached All Purpose and about one cup of atta (Indian whole wheat flour, which I bought for roti/chapati).

Mixed it in my largest mixing bowl with the wire handle of one of my spatulas, covered it with plastic wrap, and left it in the oven (with the light on) for two hours to rise. It got huge.

Moved it to the fridge until it was well chilled (maybe 4 hours or so?), and then made a pizza with it.

I generally hate doughy pizzas and always prefer a thinner crust, but this dough is GOOD.

(The pizza was made with leftover garlic butter from an artichoke I ate, store-bought Parmesan Reggiano tomato sauce, a vanishingly rare (as in it’s no longer being made and there’s not much in existence) goat milk gouda I got from work, red pepper, white onion, and fresh spinach. It was fucking fantastic.)

Today I made a boule.

The dough broke when I lifted it out of the bowl, so I shaped the loaf out of two pieces. The piece on the inside exploded through the scores!

Oven spring for the win!

In the oven was a cast iron griddle and a stainless steel bowl. When pre-heated, put the loaf on parchment paper on the griddle, poured hot tap into the bowl for steam.

Also misted the inside of the oven with a spray bottle of water four or five times during baking, which probably took around 40 minutes or so, for additional moisture.

The crust is fantastic, crispy and delicate. The crumb is soft and chewy. Next time I’ll let the loaf sit on the counter for 90 minutes, get bigger holes in the crumb.

The recipe is supposed to make four 1-pound loaves, so there’s probably enough dough left for two or three baguettes. Might bake those up this afternoon and then mix another batch of dough!

Or might let the dough sit and develop in the fridge for a few days first.

Anyway, this dough is cool. With some in the fridge, you can have any bread you want in very little time–a pizza, a boule, a baguette, flatbread, focaccia, dinner rolls, whatever.


Here’s the mother recipe for this fridge method.

And here’s the original book:

Chili Beans in Chili Sauce

In which I think I’ve successfully copied my favorite canned chili beans, which I can’t find in my local grocery.

1 c. dry pinto beans, picked over
3 c. water
1-2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. garlic powder
1/4 tsp. onion powder
a glug of vegetable oil

Cook in an Instant Pot under high pressure for 25 minutes, followed by natural pressure release.

Remove about half a cup of the bean liquor to a bowl, cool a bit, and whisk in 2-3 tbsp. chickpea (or wheat) flour. When smooth, return to the pot. Next, add:

1 tsp. ground cumin
1 tbsp. ground ancho chili powder
1 tsp. chili powder (the American-style blend)
1-2 tsp. apple cider vinegar, or to taste

Bring to a boil, stirring constantly, to thicken, and then immediately reduce to a simmer. If the sauce is still too thin, simmer gently to reduce to desired thickness.

Serve over toast topped with cheddar and  maybe a poached egg (this is a favorite breakfast of mine, for some reason), or use as a bean dip with tortilla chips, as a taco filling, or just eat as a bowl of vegetarian chili with your desired sides or toppings.

(This is an attempt to copy Kuner’s Chili Beans.)

Naan notes

In which there are leftovers.

I made aloo matar, carrot raita, and naan for dinner.

Even though I halved the naan recipe I still have four or five leftover, so have been surfing for ways to use them. Behold these fancy pizza ideas:

– Naan, olives, pesto, red pepper flakes, grilled artichokes, walnuts, chopped parsley, and a spritz of lemon juice

– Naan, garlic, shredded cheese/s, chili flakes

– Naan, parsley sauce, aged cheddar

(The parsley sauce is my own thing — parsley, olive oil, salt, and garlic in the blender so it keeps longer — and not actual parsley sauce.)

– Naan, pinto beans, cheese, salsa, and diced onion

– Naan, tomato, olive oil, ricotta salata

Would also be good reheated with some soup!

Nacho Cheese Sauce

In which there’s sodium citrate, aka melting salt, in American cheese, so it makes great nacho cheese sauce.

You may be a human being who, from time to time, thinks to yourself, “I want some freakin’ nacho cheese sauce.” But when you look up nacho cheese sauce recipes online, they’re all roux-based, which is basically cheese gravy, and you’re like, screw this, there must be a better way.

WELL, THERE IS. THERE IS A BETTER WAY.

It’s really easy, too. It’s, like, stupid how easy it is:

1/4 c. milk or half & half
5 slices of American cheese, quartered
1/4 c. shredded any other cheese you like (how about cheddar, maybe)
1/2 c. can green chilis
salt, to taste

Put the first two ingredients in a bowl and nuke them for, oh, 40-45 seconds or so, then stir well, and nuke again for another half a minute or until it’s bubbling up a bit.

Stir in the cheddar until it’s incorporated. Stir in the chilis. Taste and add salt if needed. Serve.

If your nacho cheese sauce sets up while you’re doing other nacho-related stuff, just nuke it again for 25 seconds or so.

Beans

In which there’s a recipe. Another recipe. Yes, this is a recipe blog now.

Beans are fucking awesome. And cheap. And delicious and filling.

So Make A Pot Of Beans Already

1 lb dry pinto beans
1 onion, peeled
2 jalapenos, slit
2-3 large cloves garlic, peeled
1 bay leaf
1 clove
2 tsp salt
6 c water
dash oil

Cook on high in electric pressure cooker for 35 minutes, or on the stove for a few hours, adding water as needed, until beans are soft. Remove aromatics, adjust seasonings, and serve as soup, drain for a side dish, or re-fry.

The first day, I put these on tostadas covered with melted cheese, and salsa. Delicious.

Make Some Soup on Day 2

oil (or bacon grease, if you eat pigs)
smoked paprika
2 c prepared beans
1/2 c water
hot sauce (I used Waris Hot Sauce, a local delight made by this guy)
oregano
salt & pepper to taste

Heat oil or fat in a pan, add the smoked paprika and let sizzle for a couple of seconds. Add beans and water, oregano, and hot sauce.

Bring to a simmer, adjust seasonings, and serve, garnished with cheese and onions.

On day three, I’ll freeze some, and puree the rest for refried beans.

Ezogelin soup

…”the soup of Ezo the bride” is an amazingly delicious red lentil and bulgar soup famous in Turkey. Here’s some in a mason jar on the window sill in my office! I brought it for lunch! It’s totally raining outside! (April 16, 2012)

Ezogelin çorbası

Heat in a stock pan:

1-1/2 T. butter
1-1/2 T. olive oil

Add:

1/2 medium white onion, finely diced
1/2 large carrot, diced
2 cloves garlic, minced
3 T. tomato paste

Cook until onions are translucent.

Add:

6 c. water or broth
2/3 c. red lentils
1/3 c. bulgar wheat
1 tsp. mint, dried
1 tsp. paprika (smoked is nice, if you have it)
1/4 tsp. cayenne or to taste
salt & pepper

Simmer for half an hour or until the lentils and bulgar are done.

Add water if needed to correct consistency and adjust seasonings.

Heat some butter on low heat in a small saucepan and add a pinch of mint and paprika. Ladle the soup into bowls and dribble the butter mixture on top.

Serve with a lemon wedge. Can also garnish with sumac and fresh mint

Flatbread

…that feeling when you glance over at the griddle and your bread has puffed up into a little steam-filled ovoid.

This stuff is so easy and so delicious I don’t understand why it isn’t just a thing that everybody always does. I mean, aside from a piece of naan here and there, how did I live forty-odd years without ever having had fresh homemade flat bread?

Store-bought pita bread is awful. Most store-bought breads are awful. (Consistent and cheap, yes. Tasty? No.)

Ingredients: Sourdough starter, water, salt, white whole wheat flour, water. (You don’t need the starter for leavening or anything; it just makes the bread taste awesome.)
Procedure: Put a spoonful of starter into a bowl or onto the counter. Add flour, water, and salt. Knead until incorporated. Cover and let sit for half an hour. (You don’t have to, but it gives the whole wheat flour a chance to absorb some moisture and improves the final texture.) Pre-heat a griddle. Roll the dough out and transfer to the griddle. Takes a few minutes per side; if the loaf doesn’t puff up on its own, press down with a kitchen towel.

Refrigerator pickles

…English cukes, white onions, red bell pepper, garlic. Brine is water, cider apple vinegar, sugar, salt, black pepper, Bay leaf, mustard seeds, cumin seeds, and chile pequins.

I made a pint of these last week and couldn’t stop eating them, so this time I made two pints!

Chickpea Curry/Chana Masala

Ingredients

1 can chickpeas (garbanzo beans)
1 tablespoon water
1 1/2 tablespoon ghee (clarified butter) or vegetable oil
1/2 teaspoon cumin seeds
1/4 cup finely chopped onion
1 tablespoon fresh ginger root, finely minced or grated
1/2 teaspoon turmeric
1 teaspoon ground coriander
1/2 teaspoon garam masala (a spice blend you can buy at the store)
1/4 teaspoon cayenne
1 tablespoon fresh cilantro; chopped

Method

Heat the ghee over high heat. Add the cumin seeds and stir for 30 seconds, then add the onions and ginger. Lower the heat to moderate and fry the mixture for 7 to 8 minutes, until the onions are soft and golden brown.

Stir in the turmeric, ground coriander, garam masala, cayenne, and 1 tablespoon of water, and fry for 1 minute. Then add the can of chickpeas with the liquid. Stirring constantly bring to a boil over high heat, reduce, and simmer for about ten minutes or until thickened/reduced.

Serve over rice garnished with cilantro.

Nutritional Info

Servings Per Recipe: 4 – Calories: 119.6 – Total Fat: 5.0 g – Cholesterol: 12.4 mg – Sodium: 180.5 mg – Total Carbs: 15.1 g – Dietary Fiber: 3.1 g – Protein: 3.2 g