I’m currently on a Six Feet Under kick, catching up with the characters after not watching it for a couple of years. (TiVo! TiVo! TiVo!) The final season starts tomorrow night at nine.

Health I feel better. I’m still stuffed up, though, and woke up with a bitch of a headache. And I’ve been having several panic attacks a day for about five days too, so that fucking sucks rocks. Pudge But the weather’s nice and I’m browning up nicely. Why is it that pudge looks so much […]

My throat hurts, and my tonsils are huge like softballs. Sniff.

Winn Schwartau, a nationally known technology security expert from Seminole, has migrated his whole company over to Mac because he’s sick of, and I quote, “WinTel hegemony.” He goes on and on about how expensive it is to run Win boxes when you have to spend so much time trying to deal with support, viruses, […]

I don’t post on the weekends because I don’t DO ANYTHING! I did not go to Rosie’s b-day party Friday because I forgot about it. Saturday, I did not lay out because it wasn’t sunny enough. (I did mow the lawn for a couple hours, though.) Today, I haven’t even left the house. It’s four […]

Okay, so maybe it’s a little bit more a burn line than an actual tan line, but the lineness remains unchallenged. The itching, you’ll be pleased to learn, is minor. And I’m not red. Er, not all over. Some of me is brown. BROWN, I say. I am so laying out on Friday. Maybe even […]

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