In which I can’t believe it’s still for sale. You might be interested in knowing that COCKONTAP.COM is still available. Have at it! *rofl*

In which I observe something. Last night, I watched The Producers. It was a laff-riot. Two characters signed something during the course of the action, and so I discovered that both Will Ferrell and Matthew Broderic are left-handed. That is all.

In which I lament the lack of good content here on the ‘box. All I ever do anymore is bitch. Gone are my scathingly funny posts about the quirks of life in rural BFE and my amusing observations about my favorite subject, me. Remember when I used to post about tanning (“If you’re gonna be […]

In which I don’t know who it is! Some sweet soul used Paypal to send me a few bucks, but I don’t know who it is. I mean, the notification has a name, of course, but it’s a real name, and apparently I only know his online name! Ack! Thank you, PF! Oh, and my […]

In which some things are just a plain ol’ Pain. In. The. ASS. Yesterday I called Iowa Workforce Development’s convenient toll-free number to file my second weekly unemployment claim. When I was done pressing 1 for yes and 9 for no, I checked on the status of my benefits payment. And the automated system politely […]

In which there’s breakfast. Bread tried to wake me up at the asscrack of dawn today, because he’s a morning person. *shudder* I ignored him and slept ’til 11:30 like any self-respecting and hung-over night person. When I got up, he and BoSe had gone to Kroeger’s and Bread was cooking. I had a cup […]

In which I suddenly take off. Bread called yesterday, said, “SF’s driving out this weekend. You could catch a ride with him if you wanted.” So I did. I parked the jeep in front of BoSe’s house at ten this morning, collected his wireless router, jumped in SF’s Mercedes, and we sped on over to […]

In which I do a do-over. I had written an introspective, pensive post about my life as I know it… and then I opened the Iowa job search db in another tab and Firefox crashed, taking my whole damn post with it. The gist was that I actually had some guests out here last night, […]

In which I’m totally not dead or anything. I haven’t read comments yet, but I see that there are quite a few and I imagine you’re all wondering where the hell I am. I’m here! Sitting at my desk in my office at home, listening to my three miserable dogs squinch themselves endlessly because the […]

In which the laptop goes away. Again. Bread and BoSe are heading back to Indy today. Bread’s taking the laptop with him, so my Internet presence may become spotty again. I’ve got dial-up at home, but it’s slow and sometimes I don’t have the patience. Depends on how bored I get, I suppose. The jeep’s […]