In which I wish you a merry Xmas! There are people in town, so I’m gonna go out and see some of them. Tomorrow, I’ll hang with Nasty Little Whore at her house; her man’s leaving town so she and I are gonna make a girls’ night in of it. My roommates will be gone […]

In which I recall a story that didn’t happen to me. Someone once told me — my aunt, I believe — that while she was in Australia for a Toastmasters conference, she’d asked a waiter for a napkin. He’d gotten all flustered and awkward, and finally called the hostess over to the table to assist […]

In which I take a quiz I found at Jake’s blog. +-+-+-+-+ Klein Sexual Orientation Grid I scored an average of 2.38 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 Heterosexual Bisexual Homosexual Meaning This result can also be related to the Kinsey Scale: 0 = exclusively heterosexual1 = predominantly heterosexual, incidentally homosexual2 = predominantly heterosexual, […]

In which I gamble a little. Friday night I rode with Apple up to Riverside for Gorgeous’ going away party. (She’s moving to Hawaii. I hate her. Let’s not discuss it.) Riverside, it turns out, is a whole entire casino with a decent hotel attached, and it’s less than an hour away. Gorgeous got a […]

In which I see seven AM for the first time in awhile. Snow asked me to take him to the airport this morning. He had a flight departing at 6:10 AM, and we were supposed to leave his house — which is a block away — at 3:45 this morning. I set my phone alarm, […]

In which something wonderful happens for no apparent reason! AmmZon ordered herself two pairs of high heels off the Internet. They arrived yesterday in a strangely large box… along with a pair of Uggs that did not appear on the packing list nor on the invoice. The Uggs were too small for AmmZon, so she […]

In which Dykewife tagged me. The wench. “People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says ‘you are […]

In which you get a glimpse into my home life. I just had the following conversation with my roommate and longtime friend, Truck: Me: Did you hear that? Is someone here? Truck: I think it’s the neighbors. Or maybe it’s Floyd [AmmZon’s pop] and he wants us to let him watch porn. Me: I just […]

In which I take myself out on a date. Tonight I took myself out for Mexican food, then I went to see Casino Royale, and then I bought myself two drinks at the Dead Cock. Then I came home. I was such a wonderfully kick-ass date that I’ll probably put out for myself later. I […]