I have resolved to go buy appropriate dog foods this Sunday – boring old IAMS or Nutro kibbles, and, in a massive nod toward compromise, some canned food as well. I will bring these items home and put them in the pantry, and I will then throw the crap G’ma stocks right out into the garbage. The sheer wastefulness will, I hope, get her attention.
I still don’t own a car or furniture or kitchenware, and now if I were to leave in search of decent employment opportunities I guess I’d feel strange about abandoning G’ma to live alone. I think she thinks I’m lazy and maybe a bit of an idiot sometimes (and I’m frankly too lazy to disabuse her of such notions), but at least she’s not alone in the house and we do on occasion have hours-long discussions about cooking that are very satisfying to both of us.
In which this morning was your typical stupid Monday morning. I went to bed early, so I woke up early. Very early. Pre-dawn early. I read for awhile. The sun came up. It was bright and cheery until dawn was complete, and then a valley’s worth of clouds rolled in and there was a 4-minute […]
Speaking of unattractive, this is what it looks like when you’re getting your hair highlighted and your eyebrows dyed all at the same time…
In which I might start buying fabric and sewing it into clothing! Or… or not. My clothes suck. They’re old, or weird and out of context, or cheesy because I bought them from Walmart. Add to this the fact that my body stopped being 25 fifteen years ago and is now oddly shaped, and the […]
In which that’s Valentine’s Day, not ‘venereal disease.’ Sheesh! Friday night, Teh BF and I went out for Mexican food and Becca dropped by and ate with us. Then we went to our separate homes to sleep; me because I had chores to do the next day, and him because he works on Saturdays. Saturday, […]
In which I contemplate how stupid I am. And then we talk about clothes! I got wasted on my 21st birthday, of course, but I did very little drinking back then. I started drinking regularly in my late 20’s when I lived in Iowa, mostly because there’s nothing else to do when you live in […]
In which WT flying F, people. I was on the phone with this one guy for over twenty minutes verifying his wiring, and his DSL modem just would not train up. His connection had bounced about 25 times the day before and I figured it was either an improperly conditioned line or a bad DSL […]
In which I am in total heaven because today I received THE BENTO BOMB! This is what happened to me today (in pictures!): I got a big giant huge massive collection of bento-junk goodness in the mail today! Food! Bento accessories! And two new boxes!: Now. How did this awesome explosion of straight-from-Japan bento lurve […]
In which I totally got some this weekend. Yum. Saturday night we went out to the P ‘n’ E for dinner and drinks. We sat in the bar. Right before we were served our dinners, a dude walked up to the bar and ordered a double 151 and orange juice. The bartender – also our […]
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