In which I tell you all about my avoidance of refined carbohydrates. As you may remember, I went on a traditional low-calorie, low-fat, semi-starvation diet on January 5th. I did this because I was so fat I could barely cut my own toenails and I felt uncomfortable in my own body. I was twenty pounds […]
In which I HAZ A MAD. Dear cell phone carrier, JUST FUCKING TELL ME HOW MUCH IT COSTS WHEN I ASK. I’m going to sign up anyway, and your stupid contract will ensure I can’t go anywhere. Do not tell me “it’s sixty-nine ninety-five a month,” when that number is as related to how much […]
In which I played at the Taste of Music festival in Snohomish, WA this weekend! Here’s a picture of me being a rockstar:
In which I may be talkin’ shit about the iPad, but I still totally want one. There are these awesome people I’m friends with on Twitter. Right now they’re all pissed off at me because I don’t agree with them that the iPad is the Bestest Thing Evar And Proof That Apple is Ascendant In […]
In which it’s all peace and sunshine! People are rioting in the UK, and apparently no one can figure out why. (Hint: happy people don’t riot.) Egypt thinks they’re doing it wrong, and Egypt’s right. Authorities are freaking out that rioters are coordinating via technology so watch this space for more legislation seeking control and […]
In which I suggest that the American Dream is propaganda. I spend a lot of time on Twitter, and I’m following more and more political feeds (as a result of my fascination with Anonymous). I now even see tweets I disagree with, because my timeline’s not as curated as it once was. And so this[*] […]
In which there’s an incoherent brain dump on love, desire, and the mind. I am surrounded by human beings who appear to be quite infatuated with romantic love and/or the frequency and quality of sexual intercourse they are (or aren’t) experiencing. As I’m currently seeking neither romantic love nor sex, I end up watching behaviours […]
In which I have a metric fuckton of time, but still feel like I’m too busy to blog. I survived the Morgan family reunion last weekend, which was, in essence, five days of drinking like a fish bookended with two six-hour trips on Greyhound buses with my brother. Apropos of nothing: THIS IS AN AMAZING […]
In which I have nothing to do. School’s out. I’m still unemployed. Aside from having to apply to three positions per week and recording them on my official Job Search Log – well, that and the occasional gig – I have literally nothing to do. Is it cool? Yes. Is it weird? Also yes. I […]
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