Joe: Daphne told me Adie’s blog is a fuckin’ riot but I haven’t been reading blogs lately. Me: Yeah, basically it’s all yer ex-bitches. Dude, I really like most of your exes, on the Internet anyway! Joe: It’s embarrasing. At least there isn’t a board— Me: I’ll make one! I’ll add a “JOE’S EX-BITCHES” section […]
When we got home last night, there wasn’t any power. No lights, no heat, nothing. We went out with the dogs and a flashlight and checked our wires; we own all the wiring on our property and are responsible for all of it. The power company will only work on it up to the transformer […]
My coworker Buzz and I are in the office at the same time for the first time since I got my iPod mini. So I said, “Do you wanna see my Christmas present already?” And the poor bastard said, “Yes.” …and ten minutes later, head shaking slowly back and forth, he intoned, “You shouldn’t have […]
I thought it was just roos, but apparently it’s all pseudo-conscious hippie freaks everywhere! “There are so many ‘aware’ consumers carefully reading labels and making proclaimations about the product in their hands–to the air, if they’re alone. They won’t get out of your way if you just need that one carton of chicken stock behind […]
I hitched a ride to town this morning with Mr. Brett, because it’s icy and snowy and shitty out and planning to get worse, and as he surfed his giant V10 Dodge Ram down the various blacktop, we listened to comedy on his XM radio. Robin Williams! Bernie Mac! Dave Attel! Red Foxx! Right there […]
If you, like me, can’t run iTunes on, say, your WORK COMPUTER, but you need to get to yer tunes, then check it: iPod Music Liberator 2.7 byZelek Software. Meep!
… WINTER STORM WARNING IN EFFECT TONIGHT THROUGH WEDNESDAY NIGHT… FREEZING RAIN AND SLEET WILL OVERSPREAD THE AREA THIS AFTERNOON… AND CONTINUE THROUGH WEDNESDAY BEFORE CHANGING TO SNOW WEDNESDAY NIGHT. SIGNIFICANT ICE ACCUMULATIONS OF ONE QUARTER TO ONE HALF INCH ARE EXPECTED… ALONG WITH SNOW ACCUMULATIONS OF 1 TO 4 INCHES. IN ADDITION… NORTHEAST WINDS […]
Friday, the biggest party night of the year, we did nothing. Brett fell asleep on the couch ’round eight; I read and listened to my iPod and wandered around the house amusing myself and probably fell asleep sometime after midnight. I really don’t recall. Saturday, with the PlayStation on the fritz and his paycheck burning […]
…DES MOINES IA-HENDERSON IL-HENRY IA-JEFFERSON IA-VAN BUREN IA- WARREN IL- INCLUDING THE CITIES OF… BURLINGTON… FAIRFIELD… KEOSAUQUA… MONMOUTH… MOUNT PLEASANT… OQUAWKA … WINTER STORM WARNING IN EFFECT TONIGHT THROUGH WEDNESDAY NIGHT… THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN DAVENPORT HAS ISSUED A WINTER STORM WARNING. FREEZING RAIN AND SLEET WILL OVERSPREAD THE AREA THIS AFTERNOON… AND CONTINUE […]
Woke up this mornin’ and the world was covered in ice. It’s slippery and nasty out there. I’m inside with a fire roaring, listing crap on eBay for Brett. I am not looking forward to driving to town tomorrow morning!
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