Joe: Daphne told me Adie’s blog is a fuckin’ riot but I haven’t been reading blogs lately.

Me: Yeah, basically it’s all yer ex-bitches. Dude, I really like most of your exes, on the Internet anyway!

Joe: It’s embarrasing. At least there isn’t a board—

Me: I’ll make one! I’ll add a “JOE’S EX-BITCHES” section to Rants—

Joe: —no, no, no! I’ll die!

Me: —and we can all hang out there and NOT TALK ABOUT YOU! *laugh*

Joe: *groan* Don’t you dare.

Me: We’ll have to find more girls though—

Joe: —maybe I can find some new ones. *pause* Yeah right.

Me: As long as they’re board-worthy—