[Darling one, this post is not about suicide, but about a really bad bout of strep throat. If you found this page because you’re feeling suicidal, please, please, PLEASE call 1-800-SUICIDE now. They understand; you don’t have to be alone.]
I am in so much pain I very nearly can’t stand it.
I’m not exactly a wimp. I mean, I can tolerate me some hurt, people. It’s the UNRELENTING GODDAMNED CONSTANT PAIN that gets to a girl. Every time I swallow, it’s like the whole Universe has entirely dissolved and reformed itself, that’s how much it hurts. It hurts even when I’m not swallowing, which I happen to think is just in bad form all around.
It’s two in the morning! I woke myself up by swallowing – all those spectacular circling stars of horrific pain caught my attention and dragged me up from sleep by my leprous throat. It hurts, it hurts, it hurts. You would have to see the hugeness of my lymph nodes to believe them.
Neither Advil nor gargling with salt water helps.
I’ve only taken a day’s worth of antibiotics, but I have enjoyed no reduction of my symptoms what so ever. I think I’m gonna need me some horse tranquilizer-style antibiotics, because some superfuck somewhere got strep* and couldn’t be bothered to take the entire course of antibiotics prescribed, and therefore unleashed into MY WORLD a strain that’s fucking immune to cephalexin, which used to kill strep!
Fuck you, whoever you are, and I hope your tonsils have fallen out. OUT, I say. OUT!!!
*You should thank your lucky stars that I’m not even going to mention the meat industry. Antibiotics have always worked for me when I needed them, and now they don’t, and I’m in pain, and you’d better believe me when I say that I. AM. PISSED.