Posts by author: Mush
In which we discuss diction and proper pronunciation. Read the following aloud: We now know the earth is round. Now, did you say “thee earth” or “thuh earth”? This is important. Because it’s “thee earth.” THUH is used before words starting with consonants: thuh cat, thuh door. THEE is used before words that start with […]
In which you update your virus signatures if you haven’t lately. So tomorrow, February 3rd, an obnoxious little virus, if you have it, will delete your virus protection software and destroy a bunch of your data. You’d best not let this happen. Consider this a friendly reminder to update your virus definitions and scan your […]
In which I have luncheon. I had lunch today with three drop-dead beautiful blondes. It was an accident. I’d gotten in the jeep and driven around idly, looking for something that sounded good. I ended up walking into Petit Paris and MissT, Mother of God, and Cheerleader were there and asked me to join them. […]
This recipe is based on the dish of the same name once served at Mondos, of Iowa City, Iowa, before it burned down. Portabella Capellini 3-4 T. butter 2 large portabella mushrooms, sliced 6 oz. button mushrooms, sliced 1 small bunch spinach, cleaned, destemmed, and torn or roughly chopped 2 cloves garlic, minced 1/3 c. […]
In which I’m broke, ugly, and underexposed. And at work. We’re so broke that I’m taking the change jar in today, to the only bank in town with a change machine. I’ll stand there nervously hoping I’ve removed all the cigarette butts and nails and rocks and roaches and pocket fuzz and other weird crap […]
In which I bust out a Phillips and unscrew some things. Several months ago I rebuilt my home computer because I’d let my administrator password expire and I couldn’t get into Windows. (Don’t laugh! It’s rude.) Anyway, at some point during that little project, my CD-RW stopped working. Which meant I couldn’t install any software […]
In which I shamelessly read total trash. Hi, it’s midnight. I’m awake because I spent most of the day dozing between bouts of Cramps From Hell™ and reading total crap. I’m reading more My Little Pony porn. And what’s My Little Pony porn, you ask? Good question! See, it’s like this. Last year we had […]
In which I have no plans. It’s Friday. I would like to do something fun tonight, but I’m piss poor and I suspect I’ll have debilitating Cramps From Hell™ by the time cocktail hour rolls around. Last night after work I sat in the bar and drank cocktails and read a book until I was […]
In which a toddler is totally cute. My co-worker, Bucket [he hasn’t updated his site since the last presidency, so don’t bother clicking on the link], had his wife and youngest kid here in the office this morning. I adore Bucket’s wife, MrsS. She’s superior in far too many ways to list. (I forgot to […]
In which I tie up some loose ends. My recent rash went away all by itself. I think it must have been contact dermatitis because I haven’t had any problems since, and now my skin is peeling a little bit. I didn’t hold out long: Bread got laid this morning. (Which didn’t keep him from […]
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