You’ve often wondered how spoiled I am. The answer is: “rotten.” Behold my Christmas gift list!

– iPod
– light blue jammies
– 4 pairs of wool/angora socks
– a groovy cheese tray with a glass dome
– 2 salsa dishes with little feet, like at restaurants
– a spatula
– 2 whisks
– a big squishy brown blanket
– 2 pictures of Miss Parker, my new and only niece
– a killer wool sweater
– a Nissan thermos
– beaded picture frame
– coffee mug and “red hat” figurine
– yummy hot chocolate mix with mini-mallows
– $50

Like, damn, right? Whee!
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