My Mom Can Beat Up Your Mom!

In which my mom is better than your mom, because your mom didn’t send me TWO BOXES OF BOOKS.

Boxes of BooksWhen I got home from work tonight, I was greeted by the glorious sight of two boxes of books on the porch.

My mom sent me TWO BOXES OF BOOKS. Hell to the yeah, bitches!

There’s all kinds of fabulous stuff in there. Sci-fi. Fantasy. The Story of O. A little something by the Marquis de Sade. Ursula K LeGuin. Steven King. Barbara Kingsolver.

And more!

More more more!

We here at the little house on second street are beside ourselves with bibliophilical glee! AmmZon had already yanked out two books to read by the time I got home from my trip to the Dead Cock for an after-work cocktail.

Two.

Entire.

Boxes.

Of.

Books.

*faints*

8 thoughts on “My Mom Can Beat Up Your Mom!

  1. any murder and mayhem? can you come and do my school work and i’ll read for you? huh? can ya? huh?

    Depends on your classes. I LOVE SCHOOL. -m

  2. Cool beans! I love getting books in the mail. Probably why I’m so broke.

    I noticed your Nat. Geo. Disney article link over there, if you enjoy that, I recommend “Team Rodent” by Carl Hiaasen.

    Noted, thanks! -m

  3. “Well now, luks like we got arselves a reader.” – Bill Hicks

    🙂

    Howdy from Tejas (which also means “all who are friends” btw).

    Howdy, pardner! -m

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