This is my second attempt at today’s blog post. It will not be as cool as the one I just lost. God damn it.
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Aimee and I walked to Little India and had amazing Indian food at a kosher, vegetarian Indian restaurant. It was fantastic and delicious.
After that, we shopped a little – didn’t buy anything – and then navigated the New York subway system sans guide to Central Park where she hit the deli she’d wanted to go to, Cafe La Fortuna, where she bought Kevin a t-shirt and a couple of cannolis. We did not end up in Queens, which is an accomplishment in itself considering how little attention we’d paid to any of our previous guided forays into the world of public transportation here.

We made it back to Penn Station and from there walked to Steven’s apartment. Steven had to work from two until eight, the poor dear, so we hung out here with JoLynn a little bit, then I walked ten blocks to 8th and 21st to meet up with Deb and Jimmy at Bright’s Food. They ate dinner and I had a pomegranite juice-based cocktail.
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The gay boys in Chelsea are so fucking cute, you would not believe it.
Gay boy-watching is a totally different sport than straight boy-watching; it has a whole different set of criteria. It’s sort of like the kind of looking you might do at high school kids. You look because they’re eye candy, but you don’t mean it because, well, they’re kids. With the gay boys you don’t mean it because they’re gay. You look because they’re pretty, not because you want to fuck them.
Gay boys have their own aesthetic, and around here they’re so pretty and stylish, walking around smiling and holding hands, with their little outfits and their high-end hair products and their obviously too-obsessive workout and diet routines and their own highly specific and stylized expression of masculine beauty and sex appeal. The cult-of-the-body problem is tragically overrepresented in this population, sad to say, but they’re astonishingly easy to look at.
I lived in San Francisco once. The boys here are way cuter.
Steven has told me twice since I’ve been here that I have the fag hag gene. “Gay men love you, and you love them. You have the gene.” I’ve always associated the phrase ‘fag hag’ with those sad fat chicks who fall tragically in love with homosexual men and try fruitlessly to ‘convert’ them, but I think he meant it in a nice way. The men around here are just really open and sweet, and it’s a nice trait to see in a male population. It’s not that I think straight men should act like women, but it’s nice to see certain quasi-feminine qualities so overtly expressed in males.
“Stanley asked me once on my blog when I’d ‘turned into such a fag hag’,” I replied to Steven.
“Yeah, when did you?”
“I guess I’ve always been one. Even my roommate in junior college was queer. But there are only two out fags in Fairfield so I guess my membership expired from lack of proximity. You can call me and whine on my voice mail every so often to keep me in the loop.”
He laughed.
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After dinner, Debbie & Jimmy and I walked up to and around the Village. I saw The Blue Note, I saw a tattoo parlour I wanted to give money to, I saw cute hippy skirts I wanted to buy. It’s a cute area, but the locals aren’t kidding when they say the grid system breaks down there – the streets are all curvy and some intersections boast three or more roads all trying to cross each other.
We found a bar and sat and had a couple of cocktails and socialized. I told them to join us in Telluride next year; I think Jimmy’s considering it. I complained about wanting to stay longer, and they offered me their couch. I seriously considered it until I realized that changing my ticket would take up much of my remaining cash and that I wouldn’t be able to stay and eat too. Plus I should probably return to work on Tuesday so I can, you know, like, keep my job and stuff.
We walked through Washington Park and Jimmy hailed me a cab and I came back to Steven and JoLynn’s.
Now I’m sitting on the balcony with a bottle of water and an ashtray, and New York is being New York and it’s loud and wonderful and I can’t believe I’ll be back in my old farmhouse tomorrow afternoon. We’re leaving here at nine, taking the subway and the skytrain to Newark, then flying to Chicago, then flying to Des Moines (woe are my ears with all those pressure changes), and then putting oil in the jeep and driving back to Faifield where I will drop of Aimee, pick up Shiva and Stella (and probably something to eat), then a side trip through Libertyville to pick up Miss Bindu, and then home… where I will probably sleep for twenty hours.
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I just spent twenty-five minutes writing a post, and Internet fucking Exploder ate it. I am so smoking fucking pissed off that if this were my laptop, I’d throw it off the damn balcony and watch it explode.
Dude. For real.
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I’ve been taking pictures with my camera phone, but since I’m roaming here I can’t send them to an email account – “network connection denied”.
I’ll add images to the preceeding posts when I get home. And then I’ll get all the pics off of Aimee’s camera and post them in the gallery. As soon as I install the gallery software, that is.
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Steven has to work today, so Aimee and I are going to Little India and then over to some restaurant so she can buy some food she wants. A chocolatier, maybe? Anyway, we’ll be navigating New York subways alone and with no native guide. Eeek!
Tonight I’m going to try to have dinner with Debbie and her husband Jimmy, but I don’t know when and where yet.
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We’re leaving tomorrow. Tomorrow night I’ll be home with my dogs in my own house (Brett won’t get back until Wednesday). I’m going to be honest and say that I’m not particularly excited by the prospect. I’ve wanted every vacation I’ve been on in the last decade to be over; I was always ready to get home among my own stuff. Not this time. I don’t want to go home!
Maybe I’ll just go live on Debbie’s couch and not go home at all.
Yeah, that’d go over like a lead brick. *chortle*
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Last night after I blogged, Steven, JoLynn, Aimee and I walked down to The View and had a couple of cocktails. The View’s a (gay) bar and not a club, so we sat on couches and watched music videos and were nearly able to talk. (Until the drag queen puppet bingo started, then we decided to leave.)
You can’t smoke and drink at the same time here, you have to go outside to smoke. One point for Iowa: you can still smoke in the bars. (Score: New York 120, Iowa 1.) (Hah.)
Then we came back to the apartment and crashed out.
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Eight hours later, the alarm went off and we were off and running again.
We hit the corner Starbucks for lattes and muffins, then took a cab over to Live Wire (Cyndi Lauper’s studio, I gather) and recorded four songs in ten hours.

I don’t really love studio work. It’s intellectual, picky, detail-oriented, and if you’ve never done it, it’s hard work. Especially in a choir; we were working three or four people on a mic in a live-in-the-studio scenario, so if one person or section fucked up, we’d have to re-do the whole section. No punch-ins.

You’ll be happy to hear that I nailed my solo in one take. It took three hours for the group to record the chart, but fewer than five minutes – including mic setup time – for me to record my solo. One take! You may enjoy a moment of silence in worship of me. (Snort!)
We broke around 7:30 for dinner. Steven and I ate at Taco Bell across the street from Live Wire; every one else ate at Brick Oven Pizza up the street. Then we went back and did one more chart. Punch-ins were nearly impossible because we were tired and dropping in pitch so badly we couldn’t cut and paste from one take to another.
The engineer, Chris Agosto, was wonderful. Patient and professional and friendly, and he laughed at all my jokes (including the time when I mumbled, “Damn vocalists… we’re all so stupid and chatty.”). I really thought he was amazing.
Finally we re-recorded the entire chart and were in the booth listening to playback. Amazingly, the end section of the keeper take, which was bad and needed to be fixed, was able to be replaced by the end of the final take – they were in the same key. We’d dropped exactly the same amount in two takes recorded over an hour apart! Believe me when I tell you this is damn near impossible.
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On the subway ride home, we sang the end of Sweet True Love. New Yorkers are so fabulous, they absolutely did not give a fucking shit. I was wailing my solo, six other singers were singing the comp, the train car was full, and no one Gave. A. Shit.
I love this city.
We all kissed and hugged when Lindsey got off to connect with the A train, and then again when Steven and Aimee and I got off at our stop, and now I may never see some of those people again.
Now I’m sitting at the kitchen table, people are chatting around me, and I’m done typing today’s entry on JoLynn’s laptop. I believe I’ll go have a wine cooler. Ciao, babies!
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Today, for the touristy portion of our time, we (Steven, Aimee, Greg and I) ate at the Blue Moon diner, visited JoLynn’s store (Tokens, in Hell’s Kitchen), and briefly wandered Times Square, which is such a sensory overload that it’s amost like not doing anything at all.
There’s a point at which too much becomes totally Zen and Times Square achieves that. (In spades.) Steven hates it. If I lived here, I’d never go over there either. But as a tourist, I thought it was, well, touristy as fuck. So much crazy shit to look at!
After that we went back to Patti’s and rehearsed again.

Aimee, me, and Greg on the train to rehearsal
I really like Patti, she’s dry as hell and she cracks me up. (Plus she curses as much as I do, which I like in a girl.) She gave me a lecture for drinking out of her collector’s restaurant glass with Tweety Bird on it, replaced it with a paper cup, and then showed me her rather extensive collection of kitchy collector’s restaurant glasses. (Remember those 16 oz. glasses you could get from McDonald’s or something in the late seventies, the ones with all the Warner Bros. characters stencilled on them? She has a full set.) Rehearsal went well overall. I still think the group’s a little large, but it’s not my project.

Barbara, Steven, and Maggie Roche, at Patti’s
(sorry for the lack of flash and resolution, this is a camera phone pic)
After rehearsal was over, we waddled over to Amsterdam and ate dinner at Monsoon. Greg hooked up with an old friend of his, John, who came to meet us there, and Karen’s man Larry came too. John and Aimee knew Katy Garnier in common, so John called her and she showed up too. Dinner conversation was animated and stimulating and funny, and the food was great. Particularly the asparagus/avocado roll appetizers with the peanut dipping sauce and wasabi.
John paid the tab for all nine of us (or rather Time-Warner picked up the tab), bless his heart, and then we went outside and sang three of the a capella charts on the street corner. By the time we were done singing we had a crowd of about twenty, all wanting to know who we were and what we were doing and where they could see us. We did Sweet True Love and I wailed my solo right there on the street; it was fun hearing my voice bounce back from the buildings over the traffic. (I’m SO loud when I want to be.) John came over to me afterward and put his hand on my shoulder and gazed at me. I said, “You like me now, don’t you.”
He gave me a sardonic grin. “I like you very much now. You wail like a black girl.”
Sometimes I love being me. People meet me, think I’m funny, dismiss me. Then they hear me sing and give me this look. It’s so satisfying.
After much standing around and chatting, Steven and Aimee and I caught a cab back to Steven’s because he had to make a phone call at 10:30 and his cell phone had died.
Now I’m sitting on the futon chatting with Aimee, waiting for Steven to take me out for a damn cocktail. I am so craving a cocktail.
Tomorrow, we have to be at Live Wire (the studio Barbara’s using) at eleven to record. I intend to get up early and warm the hell up; I very much doubt my voice will be particularly supple at eleven in the morning since I don’t even really wake up until about 9 o’clock at night. Four singers on a mic; it’ll be a totally different recording reality.
I’m still madly in love with New York. I love the vibe. I love the people. I love the insane pace. I love the whole fucking thing. Nobody gives a shit; it’s wonderful and crowded and dirty and I don’t want to leave.
Right now I’m using JoLynn’s laptop on their balcony in their adorable expensive Chelsea apartment, and three dudes are about to have a fist fight on the sidewalk below. It’s warm and humid as hell and loud as fuck and bright as day at eleven o’clock at night, and I love it here.
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I didn’t expect to love New York.
I thought it would be like a bigger, dirtier, shittier Chicago. I expected to hate it. But it’s not and I don’t: I fucking love it here. (Manhattan, at least.) If I didn’t have a husband, a mortgage, and two dogs, I’d move here next month. For real. Debbie even said she could get me a job.
It’s muggy as fuck, though. I don’t really like muggy. But I love this city.
Please. Is there anything more utterly fucking cliched than loving New York?
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Today we lazed around until past one in the afternoon, then took a cab and went out for lunch at some adequate but mediocre Mexican restaurant. (“There is no good Mexican food in New York,” Steven explained. “You eat Italian here, but the Mexican food just doesn’t work.”) We went to Service Station, where Aimee got her hair colored and cut – it looks fabulous – by the most adorable blond gay boy I’ve ever seen. (He verged on too perfect to be human, really.) While she was doing that, Steven took me a few blocks to a nice little bar and we had a couple of cocktails and talked about boys for a couple hours.
When Aimee’s hair was done, we met up with Greg at a nearby deli – he’d come in on the subway from the Newark airport – and we all went to Patti’s place on Central Park West. (Yes, I rehearsed at Patti Smythe & John McEnroe’s house, er, apartment. Consider that my name-dropping for the day.) The whole acapella group was there, and some of the sections of the songs were muddy as hell… but some of them really popped and sounded tight. It will be interesting to hear how this recording turns out.
After rehearsal, Aimee, Steven, Greg, Barbara and I went out for Indian food and had a lovely meal with great conversation.

Barbara, Greg, and Steven
At one point during the meal, I was looking out the window and made eye contact with a guy dressed up like Captain Cooke (or Captain Morgan, who knows) and he came to the door of the restaurant and kind of waved at our table. He then hung out outside the restaurant for awhile with two chicks dressed in fishnet stockings, but they’d all disappeared by the time we left.
We then picked Greg’s luggage up from Patti’s building and went down into the subway. (Fuck but it’s hot down there.) Since we had awhile to wait for the train, we found a little niche mosiaced with an underwater ocean theme and rehearsed some more; it was much, much tighter with fewer people. The accoustic was nice down there. When there weren’t any trains going by, that is.

Barbara, Ronnie, and Steven
Now we’re back at Steven and JoLynn’s, and have been singing and talking and drinking beers on the balcony. Since Greg’s here, I might end up sleeping with Steven and giving Greg the futon, since Aimee’s already sleeping in the kitchen on all the extra blankets. It’s pretty full in this tiny little apartment, but fun, and our host and hostess are amazingly gracious.
I’m having so much fun I can barely stand myself.
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Misty called me today. When I saw her number on my cell, I figured my dog was dead or missing or something, but when I listened to the message she was just calling to say that they’re in love with Shiva and that he’s doing great and they’re letting him sleep in the damn bed with them.
Well, she also mentioned that he’d moped the first 24 hours, but apparently he’s now forgotten about me and is worming his way into their hearts rapidly.
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I just fixed the comments function here on the blog, so you can tell me how much you love me again. Sorry about that.
I’m pretty certain that I’ve lost the entire rest of my web site. I think all I’ve got now is this here blog, and that I’ll be starting from scratch with Rants and the gallery and the home page. Ugh.
Lesson in non-attachment, I guess.
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I’m in New York! Hah!

I left work early yesterday at three, picked Aimee up, and we ran some errands. Then we drove to Des Moines, checked into the Holiday Inn across the street from the airport, went out for mediocre pizza, went back to the room, talk-talk-talk, passed out. We woke up at 4:45 this morning for a 5:30 shuttle to the United Gate for our 6:30 flight to Chicago.
Brett called me at 5:20 and was shocked that I was awake already; he wanted to know where the sleeping bags were. Pretty funny, considering he’d cleverly packed the night before and spent the night in town at Bo’s to get an early start, then had to drive back out to the farm to get sleeping bags, poor guy.
Anyway. Airport security let me bring my knitting needles on board, but they took my Bic lighter. “I want to know how exactly they expect me to hijack a plane with a fucking ligher. Macguyver could do it, but I certainly don’t know how!” I told Aimee. She laughed.
They left me FIVE SHARP BAMBOO KNITTING NEEDLES, and took my lighter! Go fucking figure.
We had an hour-and-change layover in Chi-town. We ate breakfast at Chilis (their potatoes were awesome) and caught our next flight to Newark.

Steven & Aimee in the sky train from Newark
Steven met us at the airport and we took a lightrail and a train to Penn Station. He lives a few blocks from it. His apartment is tiny and cute and has an adorable little balcony. We left our luggage here and went out for Italian food (he and I had glasses of house red wine with our pasta, yum). Then we took the subway to Central Park, where we met up with a fairly large group of people and rehearsed for a few hours. The group was really fun. I ran my solo twice and pretty much sucked both times, but I’ll have it ready by the weekend when we record.
I’d called Debbie from the restaurant, and she called me back during rehearsal. Eventually it was decided she’d meet us at Steven’s, and we three came back here. Debbie found us on the street outside the little store around the corner we’d stopped at to get beer and wine coolers and juice and water and I promptly hugged the shit out of her.
She and I sat on Steven’s balcony and raged for a few hours, covering our marriages, careers, fertility issues, blah blah blah et al. My God but I love that woman. (Debbie is my only friend remaining from high school. She’s an amazing human being. She’s beautiful, smart, deep, sensitive, strong, and fabulous on so many levels, you just couldn’t possibly believe it.)
After awhile the other three joined us, and we just talked and drank and smoked and talked. Debbie finally left a little past eleven because she has to work tomorrow.
And then it rained like hell for awhile and cooled off somewhat while Steven and his roommate and Aimee and I sat on the balcony some more.
Steven’s roommate is adorable. I brought my Amma doll with me, and when I handed her the doll she promptly burst into tears. She knows of Amma, even though she’s never had darshan, and the whole episode was sweet as hell.
Aimee’s decided she has to sleep on the floor in the kitchen, so I get the futon in the living room to myself. I think I’m going to go check it out. It’s twelve-thirty, and I’ve been up since five.
My web host will be changing while I’m on vacation, which means goblinbox.com might be down for a few days. If this happens, please don’t panic, and I’ll get it sorted out eventually… hopefully without any loss of content.
I’m going to try to back up and/or move everything tomorrow, but I don’t have high hopes for getting it finished (since I’ll be packing to travel and organizing things to leave my household unattended for six days, and having a visit to the dentist).
Moving one’s web site can be a royal pain in the ass.
I’ll be in New York from the 14th through the 19th.
I formatted my hard disk and reinstalled Windows yesterday. My applications are all backed up onto my work computer, which is at work, of course, so I bit the bullet and booted up Internet Explorer and went to catch up on my blog reading.
The internizze is ugly with IE.
My blog looks okay, but not a lovely as it should. Lots of CSS-driven sites render strangely in IE. Kinja looks weird. It’s just wrong.
Please, if you haven’t already, switch to Firefox!
In which my fat cat tries to get fatter.
This is a picture of Buz begging:

I’ve never had a cat that begged before. He’s so funny.
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