In which I love my dog so much omg it hurts.
I’ll tell you what’s better than a puppy! An old dog. An old dog who heels like heaven.
This morning (well, afternoon, really) when I got up I decided to walk to the coffee shop with Bindu. Alas, I couldn’t find a leash for my dog, so first we hopped in the car and took a quick trip to the farm supply store, where I spent eight bucks and got Bindu a new chain and leash.
Bindu spent the entire drive with her head out the passenger side window of the jeep, her tongue lolling. At a light, a pedestrian said, “That’s a cool dog!”
I replied, “I know, thanks!” and grinned.
Anyway, we got home and began our walk up 2nd street.
My 11-year-old blue heeler bitch is so fucking good on a leash it almost makes me cry. I hate dogs who pull, so I’ve got her trained to always leave slack in the leash. She responds to slight twitches of the leash – I never have to yank on her neck. She walks always on my right (because hey, I’m left handed) and she rarely gets far enough ahead that she can’t see my feet in her peripheral vision.
I don’t even really have to hold the leash as much as thread it through my fingers so that I don’t drop it.
I always use a choke chain on my dogs, because the weight and noise tell them they’re leashed, not because I’m into strangling dogs as a hobby. Also they’re easy on and off; over the head! When first confronted with them they seemed cruel, but now I’ve been around dogs for awhile I realize an occasional choking’s probably good for ’em.
I dropped Bindu’s leash outside the coffee shop and told her, “Stay.” When I came out, people were petting her but she was staring at the door waiting for me to reappear. On our walk home she was proud to be “working,” and her behavior and leash skills were the best EVER, I tell you.
I love my dog!
(Yes, I know I’ve posted about this before but she’s just so good on-leash I can’t help myself.)
In which there’s an amusing little quasi-quiz!
To take the quiz thing, go here and click the image that best answers the question.
Here are my results:
The site’s ultimate aim appears to be to sell stuff, but it was still an amusing waste of time!
In other news, if you don’t get up until one, five o’clock in the afternoon sure rolls around with unseeming haste!
I think I’ll go get some falafel. Damn I love falafel.
In which this is a more cheerful post than yesterday’s.
The Curse, I think it’s ending. Yay!
The weather, I think it’s gorgeous! Yay!
The Taco John’s, they make really good fresh lemonade and I have some! Yay!
I bought some new shampoo at Everybody’s recently, and it’s made my hair all bouncy and curly. Yay!
In which there is now a nationwide ban on a particular type of abortion procedure.
The term ‘partial birth abortion’ was coined by a right-to-lifer (Congressman Charles Canady, R-Fla) expressly to fuel an already volatile debate. However, as much as I hate to admit it, the term is a fair description of a fairly horrific procedure.
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In which I feel gross.
The Curse. It has arrived.
I thought it had arrived on Saturday, but then today rolled around and I realized that the weekend had been only the precursor. Cramps come in many varieties of intensity, yea verily.
When I was younger and had three-day discomfortless periods, I thought women who bitched about theirs were exaggerating for effect or merely being hysterical. Now I think that women who are bleeding and who can manage to get to the fucking grocery store and back without help deserve medals of honor.
I will be lying in bed reading if you need me.
That is all.
In which I’m going out of town! YAY!
The guy who books me for his Children’s Benefit holiday concerts every year, and on whose album I sang the summer before last, has booked a gig for his sometime-band The Seventh Ray.
In Vail! Colorado! In the freakin’ Rockies, bitches!
I’m going to Vail for a gig! Driving out in a van fulla musicians I adore! Staying at the Vail Cascade Resort & Spa! And GETTING PAID for the WHOLE ENDEAVOUR!
Date & Time: Saturday, May 5, 2007, 6:30PM
Place: Vail Cascade Resort & Spa (Vail, CO)
Event: Retreat with Sai Maa
I’m so happy I could die!
(Seriously. I haven’t been paid for a gig since, like, the mid 90’s.)
I’ve only been to Vail once, and it’s a trendy little stuck-up resort town. Even the Denny’s is chichi, puh-leese.
But it’s in the mountains where it’s gorgeous, and I’ll be hanging with a bunch of my favorite players! And I get to meet a saint, which is never a bad thing.
I wonder if I can take my dog with me. Hmm.
In which he will be mourned.
Vonnegut died at age 84 yesterday.
I’m deeply sad. He will always be one of my favorite authors.
The man was brilliant. His works changed the way I think.
The hours I spent reading Vonnegut were among the best of my reading career. Whenever I finished reading him, I wrote like him for weeks afterward. (Steven King once commented after reading Ellison, in the intro to Stalking The Nightmare, that “Milk takes on the flavor of whatever it’s next to in the fridge,” or something like that. I can’t find the quote. The point being that Vonnegut, like Ellison, is the onion to his milk.) As a case in point my bio, a poor example of the craft, was written after I’d been reading Vonnegut and I can always tell when I re-read it. Ha, ha.
“This is a very bad book you’re writing,” I said to myself.
“I know,” I said.
“You’re afraid you’ll kill yourself the way your mother did,” I said.
“I know,” I said.
– from Breakfast of Champions
Death by Pall-Malls. A “classy way to commit suicide.”
RIP.
In which I tell you all about my new restaurant crush.
I just drove up Burlington street to the Istanbul Grill and ordered lunch. For $5.95 I got a falafel pita, fries, and a cup of lentil soup. Vegetarian lentil soup, even!
They forgot to give me a spoon, but I still *heart* them.
They put “kisir” on their menu instead of “tabouli,” so I assume they’re Turkish. (Kisir isn’t exactly tabouli – it’s got red pepper paste and lettuce in it – but it’s still a delicious, wonderful bulgar-based salad with lemon-and-olive oil dressing and I’m so glad I can buy some in town again. It takes forever to make.)
Their tahini appears to be homemade. I’ve never had tahini like this before, it’s really thick and wonderful.
The streets around their building have been blocked off (due to road construction) since they opened, but the parking strip was full today anyway and all but three tables were occupied for lunch. That people are willing to go there even though it’s a pain to do so is a good sign!
I could so live on Mediterranean food. Now that Istanbul Grill is open, I may be able to do so all! Summer! Long!
The list of reasons not to live in Fairfield is almost endlessly long, but for a tiny town in Iowa we do have great restaurants. Mexican, Thai, Indian, and because of the meditating community all of them are well-trained to cater to vegetarians. It’s really pretty awesome, now that I ponder it.
In which I’m amazed, dismayed, and groovin’.
1. It fucking snowed. Snowed! On April 11th!
2. I drove past Los Portales and it appears to be closed. Like, permanently. WTF?
3. My b(r)other and I send each other MP3s via gmail. I finally got the last few he’d sent me downloaded and imported into iTunes and synched to my iPod, and damn if this isn’t just wonderful. (It rocks when your bro is a kick-ass drummer.)
That is all.
In which I go on and on about crap like WP plugins and widgets and CSS.
I have made this new template work! Yay! In more than one browser, even! YAY ME!
It turns out that IE gets pissed if the math doesn’t work in one’s CSS; in other words, if your container is 800 px wide and your left column and right column (including padding or margins) does not equal 800, the page fails to render. Which sucks. Also, if you have an element inside a column that is wider than the column itself, the page fails to render. Which sucks.
Here’s the list of crap I accomplished last night:
- Make this layout work in IE.
- Find and install an RSS icon.
- Link to Rants9.
- Make an Archive page that works.
- Make a Category heatmap.
- Make the padding around Flickr images in the sidebar not suck.
- Add All Consuming to the sidebar.
- Add Current Status plugin to post pages.
- Figure out HOW to alpha sort my Blogroll.
- Feel like I have a template I can enjoy for more than two weeks!
So I know most of you probably hate this template, and want to go back to something else, and/or think it’s too busy… change sucks, I know. But sound off anyway. Hurt me.
I’ve quasi-updated the SiteTech page, which tells you all about what I’m running here on the site. I need to update it further because I’m not using some of the things listed there.
Now I’m gonna run and get some lunch. Ciao, babies!
Update: I bought soup and a sandwich from Revelations, where I found The Purse I Want. OMG! It costs $50, which is a lot for a purse, but it’s wonderful.
It has a long strap, so I can wear it across my body the way I like to, and it’s small yet big enough for all my electronics. I want I want I want I want it.
Maybe after Bindu sees the vet and the jeep sees the mechanic. *sigh* Poverty sucks.
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