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Cooking

In which there are things I’ve cooked. (Or baked! I guess baking is a different category.)

I cook a lot, for a variety of reasons. Eating out is expensive. I live in the middle of nowhere and can only go out to eat if he (and his car) are home. I’ve become an experienced cook and it’s enjoyable. I feel vaguely guilty about the massive amounts of Doordash I had while living in Uptown (as in, I was personally a major contributor to the immanent collapse of restaurant culture and the rise of the shitty gig economy). There’s nowhere to get what I want to eat so I have to make it myself. And so on.

Anyway, I cook a lot! Here’s a bunch of stuff from the past week or so. A lot of it is bread-based because now I always have bread dough in my fridge!

Here’s dal makhani and naan:

The dal makhani was made in the Instant Pot and I sort of winged it, after reading about three different recipes, based on the ingredients I had on hand. It has a fuckton of Kashmiri red chili powder in it but is somehow rich rather than spicy-hot?

Here’s kachumber with masala eggs (sorta followed that recipe but not really), papadam, and chai:

Here’s a French carrot soup, potage crécy:

And a brie sandwich to eat with it because I fucking love a brie sandwich on good baguette:

And pizzas. Three kinds of pizzas! On homemade dough!

Red: tomato sauce, ricotta, white mushrooms, aged gouda, dried oregano, red pepper flakes
Bianca: olive oil, flake salt, sliced garlic, ricotta, parm-reg, fresh thyme, black pepper

(I’m going to try the bianca with marinated artichoke hearts and post-bake dollops of garlicky tomato sauce next. It’ll be epic!)

And this one, which I made only because I had all the ingredients and did not expect to enjoy but freakin’ LOVED:

Brie: apple, brie, honey, slivered almonds, fresh thyme

(Himself was going to make himself a green olive and hamburger pizza, too, but never got around to it.)

Here’s boule with fromage blanc, olive oil, and black pepper — a new favorite snack:

So much so I incorporated it into my Sunday brunch:

Buttered eggs, tomato and mushrooms, baguette with fromage blanc, cafe au lait.

(The cheesemaker at work says he knows how to make fromage blanc, so hopefully now that I know I love it I’ll be able to talk him into making it from time to time!)

I eat well, supremely well, buuuuut mostly by myself. My better half is in a junk food phase these days, and eats a lot of delicious pre-prepared garbage (frozen stuff like burritos, tots, and chicken wings, boxed mac ‘n’ cheese, ramen, shit like that) and, like, a ton of bacon sandwiches.

Half the time he refuses to eat what I’ve cooked, but I’m pretty sure I did a similar thing when I was his age, like, Fuck it, I’m an adult, and I’m going to eat what I want and not what I SHOULD. I mean, he did eat some of the pizzas and the carrot soup; it’s not like he’s not getting any vegetables (plus he says he eats salads at work most of the time because they’re preferable to whatever’s on the hot table). In other words, there’s a lot of stuff in the freezer lately because I get bored of it before it’s gone!

The complete lack of Mexican food in this post can be read as implying that I ate lunch at Patty’s a couple times last week, because that’s what actually happened!

Pan Bagnat

In which there’s a tuna sandwich.

I baked a loaf of bread and made a pressed sandwich:

We ate it for dinner!

(The expensive olive oil canned tuna has the texture and taste of canned tuna from my childhood. Made me feel a weird sort of nostalgia, even.)

Update: holy SHIT was this amazing the next day. Don’t eat it the day you make it, there’s literally no reason to. This is truly the ultimate hiking sandwich!

As side note: the people who own this house offered to replace the kitchen counter, but I really wanted to move in as soon as possible because my work transportation situation was getting complicated. Now I kinda wish we’d waited for the new counter.

Six Days Later

In which I’ve made PERFECT baguette! Holy shit, IT’S A MIRACLE!

The #breadin5 dough has been hanging out in the fridge since the 17th, so today I baked it up and THE RESULTS were SPECTACULAR:

The crust is delicately crisp, and the crumb is glossy and soft with lots of holes. It actually did that singing thing when it was cooling from the oven! This is an IDEAL baguette!

It’s fucking amazing, this “artisan bread in five minutes a day” recipe/method/concept. Make a wet dough, leave it in the fridge, pull off a chunk and shape it and bake it in a hot oven with a bowl of water for steam: that’s it! That’s the whole thing! Super easy, no stress, and absolutely professional results.

I didn’t even need to buy anything — I used a big bowl for mixing and storing the dough, and instead of a baking stone I used my cast iron griddle. I don’t have a pizza peel, so I used a bamboo cutting board. In place of a dough whisk, I used the chrome handle of my silicon spatula. And while I did buy the book, I didn’t even need to: the recipe and method are right here. Never even used the bench knife I bought for sourdough awhile back, and, while the pastry mat is nice it certainly isn’t necessary. Basic kitchen stuff suffices.

All you really need is to learn how to form loaves, but that takes less than three minutes.

The dough smelled freaking amazing when I took it out of the fridge today, really fruity and yeasty, but I couldn’t taste any difference between the loaf baked on day 2 and the ones baked today, so it probably needs to spend a dozen days in the fridge to start to get sour.

I’ve just started a second batch with this yeast:

…mostly because that’s the only yeast I have left in the house, but I have high hopes for the results!

I ordered a bunch of soft, bloomy rind cheeses on Friday and am expecting them Monday or Tuesday. Super stoked that I’ll be ready for them with a fantastic, delicious baguette!

Enchiladas: Cottage Cheese & Chili

In which there’s not really a recipe so as much as an assembly idea.

I have leftover chili and it needs to be eaten, but another bowl of chili does not sound appealing. So I’ve mashed up a few recipes and here’s chili cheese enchiladas.

Ingredients:

leftover chili
corn tortillas
cottage cheese
grated cheddar, divided
spring onions, divided
hot sauce or salsa (I used El Pato)

Procedure:

Combine cottage cheese, grated cheddar, and spring onions in whatever ratio appeals to you.

Cover the bottom of a casserole dish with hot sauce or salsa. (You could also use chili, if you have enough; it’s to keep the tortillas from sticking.)

Heat enough corn tortillas until pliable. (I wrap them in a damp paper towel and nuke them for 30-55 seconds. They can also be heated over a gas burner or on a hot griddle.) Fill them with the cottage cheese mixture, roll, and place seam side down on top of the salsa in the casserole. Cover the enchiladas with the chili. Top with the remaining cheddar and spring onions.

Heat the enchiladas until bubbling (oven or microwave, whatever works for you).

Garnish with sour cream and serve.

Bread Baking

In which it’s the #breadin5 recipe!

Okay. So. There are cheeses that need to be enjoyed with good bread. Not the crap from the Safeway bakery, but good bread. What they call artisan bread now, what used to be rustic peasant bread.

Bread you can only get from fancy bakeries now.

I got too spoiled with those Salty Tart baguettes at my last job, okay? Those baguettes were a revelation. I mean, there is no better way to eat a gooey, creamy, funky French brie than with a real baguette. We don’t have gooey, creamy, funky French bries, really, but we do have some brie and a bunch of other cheeses that would benefit from good bread.

Anyway, now I live in rural Oregon and we don’t have a fancy bakery. We have a Safeway, and their bread is pretty, and well-displayed in the store, and it all tastes exactly the same and the crust and crumb are too soft and too bland and it’s just depressing.

So, maybe it’s time for me to do that refrigerator bread thing. Yeah. Maybe. It was all the rage awhile back and maybe now I have the experience to understand it.

Yesterday I made this recipe. Sorta. What I did was:

3 cups 100F tap water
1 packet yeast
2 teaspoons salt
6-1/2 cups (2 pounds) flour

I used about 5 cups of King Arthur Unbleached All Purpose and about one cup of atta (Indian whole wheat flour, which I bought for roti/chapati).

Mixed it in my largest mixing bowl with the wire handle of one of my spatulas, covered it with plastic wrap, and left it in the oven (with the light on) for two hours to rise. It got huge.

Moved it to the fridge until it was well chilled (maybe 4 hours or so?), and then made a pizza with it.

I generally hate doughy pizzas and always prefer a thinner crust, but this dough is GOOD.

(The pizza was made with leftover garlic butter from an artichoke I ate, store-bought Parmesan Reggiano tomato sauce, a vanishingly rare (as in it’s no longer being made and there’s not much in existence) goat milk gouda I got from work, red pepper, white onion, and fresh spinach. It was fucking fantastic.)

Today I made a boule.

The dough broke when I lifted it out of the bowl, so I shaped the loaf out of two pieces. The piece on the inside exploded through the scores!

Oven spring for the win!

In the oven was a cast iron griddle and a stainless steel bowl. When pre-heated, put the loaf on parchment paper on the griddle, poured hot tap into the bowl for steam.

Also misted the inside of the oven with a spray bottle of water four or five times during baking, which probably took around 40 minutes or so, for additional moisture.

The crust is fantastic, crispy and delicate. The crumb is soft and chewy. Next time I’ll let the loaf sit on the counter for 90 minutes, get bigger holes in the crumb.

The recipe is supposed to make four 1-pound loaves, so there’s probably enough dough left for two or three baguettes. Might bake those up this afternoon and then mix another batch of dough!

Or might let the dough sit and develop in the fridge for a few days first.

Anyway, this dough is cool. With some in the fridge, you can have any bread you want in very little time–a pizza, a boule, a baguette, flatbread, focaccia, dinner rolls, whatever.


Here’s the mother recipe for this fridge method.

And here’s the original book:

Chili Beans in Chili Sauce

In which I think I’ve successfully copied my favorite canned chili beans, which I can’t find in my local grocery.

1 c. dry pinto beans, picked over
3 c. water
1-2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. garlic powder
1/4 tsp. onion powder
a glug of vegetable oil

Cook in an Instant Pot under high pressure for 25 minutes, followed by natural pressure release.

Remove about half a cup of the bean liquor to a bowl, cool a bit, and whisk in 2-3 tbsp. chickpea (or wheat) flour. When smooth, return to the pot. Next, add:

1 tsp. ground cumin
1 tbsp. ground ancho chili powder
1 tsp. chili powder (the American-style blend)
1-2 tsp. apple cider vinegar, or to taste

Bring to a boil, stirring constantly, to thicken, and then immediately reduce to a simmer. If the sauce is still too thin, simmer gently to reduce to desired thickness.

Serve over toast topped with cheddar and  maybe a poached egg (this is a favorite breakfast of mine, for some reason), or use as a bean dip with tortilla chips, as a taco filling, or just eat as a bowl of vegetarian chili with your desired sides or toppings.

(This is an attempt to copy Kuner’s Chili Beans.)

Celebrating

In which his mom freaked out and sent us a ton of stuff! Four gifts each, eight total, more than doubling what we had under our little tree for each other!

Before:

And after:

I got an electric hand mixer! And a bath caddy! And other fun stuff!

And he got clothes and toys!

And I made an enormous Middle Eastern meal — falafel that fell apart, hummus, tabouli, marinated olives and feta, bread, sumac roasted potatoes with a cumin-tahini sauce — because Jesus was Middle Eastern, right?!

(“That’s a lot of tabouli,” he said. “A shitload of tabouli.”)

And we really should drive to the matriarchal home (after all, I actually got dressed today) and see my aunt and uncle, and visit, and drop off our tiny little gifts for them, buuuuuut I kinda want to just blob around here, in our cozy little house, watching terrible Christmas movies?

Naan notes

In which there are leftovers.

I made aloo matar, carrot raita, and naan for dinner.

Even though I halved the naan recipe I still have four or five leftover, so have been surfing for ways to use them. Behold these fancy pizza ideas:

– Naan, olives, pesto, red pepper flakes, grilled artichokes, walnuts, chopped parsley, and a spritz of lemon juice

– Naan, garlic, shredded cheese/s, chili flakes

– Naan, parsley sauce, aged cheddar

(The parsley sauce is my own thing — parsley, olive oil, salt, and garlic in the blender so it keeps longer — and not actual parsley sauce.)

– Naan, pinto beans, cheese, salsa, and diced onion

– Naan, tomato, olive oil, ricotta salata

Would also be good reheated with some soup!

Yeah, I got my Christmas on

In which Christmas is in two weeks and I finally put up the tree!

How is it Christmas in two weeks?! What the fuck, time. Of course, in Minnesota we’d have already lived through two blizzards and weeks of sub-zero temperatures, so the lack of brutal weather makes it sorta feel like it’s earlier in the year than it is. BUT STILL.

We’d discussed getting a real tree, since we’ve got an entire house and plenty of space, but it looks like we’re not into the idea enough to, you know, actually go out and do it. So! Our sixth year with our tiny baby fake tree!

Here it is, on my guitar case! I just decorated it!

His mom’s been sending us proper, full-sized ornaments for a few years, so I put those on the avocado. Here’s a terrible picture of them!

I did the kitchen right after Thanksgiving, though, so it’s not like I’ve been totally laming off.

The table!

Christmas tea towels!

I hung ornaments from the valances!

So, yeah. You could say it’s quite festive up in here now. Maybe next year we’ll get a full-sized, proper, real tree!

Gardening

In which I’m already planning next year’s tomatoes!

While there is a back yard on the west side of the house so enormous it could support an absolutely giant garden, there’s also a huge shade tree back there, and tall fences, so I’m not really sure about sunlight.

Plus, to put a garden in the back, I’d have to do a lot of work, from rock picking to soil improvement to renting a tiller, and to be honest I just don’t have that level of interest when all I want are a few tomatoes and some fresh herbs.

There are already raised beds out front, plenty big enough to grow food in, so that’s what I’m going to do! They’re on the east side, but I think they’ll get plenty of sun, at least in the morning, even with the big tree in the front yard.

Right now, the raised beds are in shadow, but it’s late October. I think in the summer they’d be getting some sunlight this time of day, even if indirect, through the tree.

So I’ve been reading up on container gardening. Apparently I want to compost and mulch the beds about this time of year, so the soil can improve over the winter. Hopefully next weekend I can run to Ace or Home Depot and grab a few bags of each. Might also stab the dirt some to loosen and aerate it.

I’d like to find some sort of shrubby tomato breeds, maybe something called cherry cascade, and maybe one each of Better Boy and roma, too. Also edible flowers like nasturtiums and violas, some lettuces that can be harvested leaf by leaf, like endive, maybe a pole bean plant, and then fill it out with herbs: parsley and mint for tabbouli, cilantro for Mexican and Indian dishes, and basil and oregano for Italian. Perhaps some lemon verbena or thyme, too.

Just enough to be fun and interesting without becoming a misery to maintain. If it gets enough light!

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