68% of the people who have visited this site in the past week are USING WINDOWS XP: L10: Browser/Opsys Results Startling. Shocking. Like, wow. I think I’m gonna buy a Mac. Seriously. Maybe a Mac mini, even. Yes! (It’s cool, it’s basically *nix, you know.)

Normally I’m really good at balancing my checkbook. But sometimes even I blow it off for a few weeks. This morning I noticed an envelope from Central Valley Bank in the mail Brett had brought in, and it was too skinny to be a statement, so I opened it. Two NSF checks paid, fees $44.00. […]

Holy shit! Lookit the date! I sure need to finish my fucking taxes already!

I can’t express how exciting it is to check out this site’s stats every day. I don’t think I will ever get tired of knowing this stuff: Refering keywords for the last 24 hours.

I’ve had 858 unique hits since I installed the counter. About 50 of them are my beloved regulars, the rest found goblinbox.com by typing the following strings into search engines: Veggie lasagne, checkbook PPC, unix commands, ipod diagnostic mode, wisbar advance 2 theme, ipod mini case kimono, new blinkies, weather panel 2.0, how to take […]

The Shrub has The Knack’s My Sharona on his iPod! Snort!

These are some of the strings that were typed into search engines last night and brought people here to goblinbox.com: ttc blinkies – spinach enchiladas – ipod diagnostic mode – heart virus – my dog has a lump on her back – hex calculator – redhead pussy – blood in pussies – poke her – […]

You probably would not be surprised to hear the responses I’ve been getting lately. (I say you wouldn’t be surprised because who better than you knows how terrible your emergency room services can be?) Since siccing your lawyers on an ISP that doesn’t even host my site, the blog post in question has been read […]

So my friend, hereafter called {name removed}, just called to ask me to remove her name and her comments from my Tried To Kill Me post – so that she could keep her job. It seems someone at {name removed} found my blog entry and forwarded it to the CEO, who fired {name removed} for […]