Behold a screenshot of today’s How You Found This Site! Please note that most if not all of the naughty search strings were typed into MSN Search, which is THE most useless search engine there is (puh-leese learn to use Google instead, like the rest of the free world) and which brings porno-surfing folks here […]

This fascinates me. If you go to MSN Search and type in a certain string of words, THIS BLOG IS IN THE NUMBER ONE SPOT. And I mean this whole blog – not some sub-page, but the main page itself! Which has different content all the time! People must hate me. I think MSN Search […]

* go to the chiropractor * cut my toenails * pluck my eyebrows * quit eating fried foods * drink even more water * do more yoga * get my teeth cleaned * learn to fucking floss on a regular basis * balance my checkbook * write to my mom, grandmother, and aunts * pay […]

Since my dad has been here, he’s fixed the Playstation, the X-box, my Apple headphones, the washing machine, and a bunch of other crap. He even tried to get the water pump off the old Ford. Now he’s bored. I will totally send him to your house to fix your broken shit, all for a […]

My adranaline issues have been practically absent for the past few weeks… until last night. I mean, I’ve had extremely mild episodes of symptoms, but nothing worth mentioning. Around 10:30 PM I felt a huge lurch in my chest and I became dizzy and utterly freaked out. I actually put my finger to my neck […]

My God, I’m cheese puff. Weirdly accurate, this Snack Food Chinese Zodiac.

CD Pre-Release: “Please join Jonas Magram, Greg Wadsworth, Kevin Farley, George Foster, Tim Britton, Givan Tichy, and Michelle Mook for the CD Pre-Release party for Shirdibhai and Seventh Ray’s ‘Dancing in the Light.’ “The show is this Saturday night, April 30, 8:00 p.m. at Cafe Paradiso. “The party will include a single-set performance of our […]

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Finally, professional quality podcasts worth listening to: “The BBC is making 20 more radio shows available for listeners to download onto their digital music players.”

I get the impression my dad’s bored to death. He’s already fixed a pair of Apple headphones, the Xbox, and the old (non-slim) PS2. He even took a look at Bucket’s unressurectable digital camera. Friday night he wanted to do something and offered to take us out to dinner. We took him to Mt. Hamill. […]