Behold a screenshot of today’s How You Found This Site!

Please note that most if not all of the naughty search strings were typed into MSN Search, which is THE most useless search engine there is (puh-leese learn to use Google instead, like the rest of the free world) and which brings porno-surfing folks here on false pretenses. There’s no porn here, I just happen to talk like a longshoreman.