In which there very nearly was a happy reunion! Yesterday I checked my voice mail. I hadn’t checked it since before I’d left because I knew most of it was junk. There were nine messages, most of them offers for abandoned appointments with my hygenist, one was a call to remind me to pay my […]
In which I finally tell you all about GBM! I’m somewhat ashamed that I only blogged twice while I was actually traveling to a blogger meet-up, but there were the issues of laptop shortages, busyness, fatigue, and inebriation and I flickred and twittered like a demon so it’s not like there wasn’t some content. Let […]
In which I can’t believe no one took off their pants. Vuboq’s birthday party was a resounding success. There were twenty-five in attendance and between us we drank five litres of vodka, a fifth of rum, and half a bottle of tequila. The most amazing part to me was that no one got loud, no […]
In which I’m here, bitches! At GBM! And it’s so totally wonderful omgwtfbbq!!!1! It took three planes and ONE MILLION HOURS, but I finally made it to Baltimore. Vuboq and Clio Bluestocking picked me up from the airport, and then we came to Vuboq’s for pizza and wine. Yum! Pizza! And wine! I think we […]
In which there’s a hair emergency, bitches! This morning I washed my new hair and conditioned it and slathered it with all the product I own, which isn’t much but should have been enough to control it. Then I went outside, where it’s raining, and under an umbrella walked to the bus stop and then […]
In which it’s freaking growing back already. I tried to go to Sweet Basil Pizzaria for lunch today but they were closed because they’re off having a baby or something. I wandered over to Merchant’s and ordered a sandwich, but they lost my order and I didn’t get it for a long time. I snarfed […]
In which I feel totally cute. I got up early today and went and had my hair done. I got highlights, I got lowlights, I got it cut using three different types of cutting devices, I got my eyebrows colored and waxed, AND I got free coffee. My hair is all blonde and straight and […]
In which we turn and face the strange / ch-ch-changes. Two years ago today, I was married and living in rural Iowa doing the American Dream thing, with the mortgage and the house under reconstruction and the quiet desperation and all that shit. The Ex was working in Cedar Rapids that week and I was […]
In which I’m ramping up for GBM. As you know, I’m flying to DC over the weekend of St Pat’s for GBM. I’ve been trying to decide what to wear, which is problematic because all of my clothes are old and worn out and crappy, or they’re hand-me-downs that don’t really fit, or I’m just […]
In which there are superdelicious foodz! The Best Aunt Ever™ picked me up after work last night and took me to College Place for dinner at a tiny little place called Bangkok 103. College Place is a vegetarian haven because apparently the town is comprised mainly of a Christian sect – Adventist, I believe – […]
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