Friday Trifecta

In which there’s a full moon, Friday the 13th, and Amazon Blonde’s birthday all on the same day.

Friday night we went bowling for Amazon Blonde’s birthday.

I bowled three games (scored 111, 113, and 112) and drank a lot of cocktails. Bread bowled one game. In each of my three games I bowled a spare and two strikes in the 4th-6th frames. At least I’m consistent.

I have a hand-me-down ball that is actually a reactive ball drilled straight, so it bowls funny. I doubt I’ll ever increase my average without a new ball.

I love bowling shoes.

I hung out with lots of cool chicks.

The whole party was headed to the bar after bowling, but of course Bread didn’t want to go and so I had to go home. I was pissed and didn’t talk to him the whole drive; I can’t even count the number of events we’ve left early over the years because he didn’t want to hang out and he was driving. He’s selfish like that: must get his way, never making a little goddamned personal sacrifice for his wife.

In other news, we’re obsessed with Tang. We bought a container of it at the store and in the past 24 hours we’ve consumed like five quarts of the stuff.

9 thoughts on “Friday Trifecta

  1. Girls! I miss girls. I need me some girls.
    Tang?!? Just beacuse the astronauts drank it, doesn’t mean you should. Does it turn your pee ornage?

  2. 80 ~ it turns your pee into astronauts.

    jay ~ NASA is so sexy.

    Ggg ~ you are a nerd.

    Ggg ~ I look drunk! Hehe.

    Shegeki ~ bowling shoes are the height of fashion!

  3. sweet true love – beautiful. 🙂
    does this mean you’ll be heading to NY again later this year?

    I remember in highschool, it was the epitome of coolness to walk out of the bowling alley with the rented bowling shoes. I never got any that fit me quite right, so never actually did that.
    …but they sell them at Nordstroms now. really, not quite the same.

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