Being a running list, Dec. 4-10, 2005:

  • frottage
  • turducken
  • turgid

Yes, I have been reading smut as a matter of fact!

 

2 Responses to Words I looked up this week

  1. birdfarm says:

    Now use them all in a sentence.

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    I had roasted a turducken for dinner, but her turgid discourse on Kant made me so sleepy that we skipped dinner and went to bed early, pausing only for some half-hearted frottage before dropping into a heavy but not refreshing sleep.

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    Stop it, we can engage in frottage later–now listen–that turducken looks a little turgid–are you sure it hasn’t spoiled?

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    As his frantic strokes and frottage fantasies brought him to the peak of arousal, he looked wildly around the kitchen for some receptacle to relieve his turgid, pulsating member–and let’s just say that that’s why we had to throw out the turducken and eat leftover chow mein for Christmas dinner.

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    The possibilities are endless.

  2. Mush says:

    ROFLMAO!!!