I should be doing housework, but I’ve learned something: housework always needs to be done. Always.
I have a husband who works construction, a cat, and three dogs. My house is old. I live at the end of a gravel road. In Iowa. There is never a moment when I can say, “My house is clean,” because there’s never any such moment. My house will never be clean.
But I! I can most definitely be tan.
(Yes, it’s difficult to take your own picture.)
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ooooooh…a butt shot…LOL
Yeah, and one of the gay boys was the only one to mention it! I’m crushed.
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You look skinny. I’m crushed. Mush. Butt. Good.
I need your tanning oil recipe. I’m white. And bumpy. and ALMOST 35!
I’m THIRTY-SIX. I have no idea how this happened. And I’m actually not skinny, I just keep my fat on the front. Snort! My tanning oil recipe is as follows:
1. Get in vehicle.
2. Drive to Walmart.
3. Buy bottle of spray-on suntan oil.
4. Drive home.
5. Remove clothing.
6. Douse self liberally.
7. Lie in direct sunlight.