In which everyone wants to be thin and rich and have great sex. They also want to be more right than everyone else about what God wants.

The top 25 most-highlighted books on the Kindle are about vanity and fucking, the love of money, self-help, and God.

The Bible appears five times.

The other “religious” books are tortured odes to human ego’s self-worship, and are written by the unenlightened. Because when the blind lead the blind, it always works out so well!

There are six novels.

Considering how many Kindles are in use and the type of people who use them, this list is terrifying to me.