There are two bathrooms in the engineering building where I work my kick ass part-time job.

One is waaaay far away, all the way in the back of the building, and the “mirror” in that bathroom is really just a piece of polished steel stuck to the wall.

The other bathroom is literally ten paces from my desk.

The close one, the one across the hall, is obviously really convenient. But. It has a toilet I have to hop to get up onto.

Sitting up there, my legs swing. It’s like being four years old. I hate it. I won’t even mention how uncomfortable it can be having the circulation to your feet cut off should you decide to sit awhile.

The bathroom in the back of the building, the one in another area code, has a short toilet. Sometimes I go allllll the way back there just to pee in comfort, goddammit.

Is there anything wrong with that?!
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