In which my outfit leaves a little to be desired.

Earlier, Truck walked into the kitchen, looked me up and down, and said, “Are you wearing a kimono… and a hat?”

“Yes. Yes, I am. What about it?”

“Nothing. Just asking.”

I have a black silk kimono. A guy in my band brought it back for me from China. It’s groovy. I had it on over my PJs, and I was wearing a knit hat.

I’m nothing if not UTTERLY goddamned STYLISH! (Yeah, right. No wonder people think I’m a dyke.)

In other news, this is my WeeMee:

She’s immune to vaccuum, which is totally hot. And her coffee and books? Totally have their own internal gravity generators!

 

8 Responses to I Really Need a Personal Shopper

  1. Glenn says:

    PJ’s, kimono, and knit hat. I have seen some people in NY wearing things like that. I think they were homeless, but fashion in NY always confuses me.

    Hah! -m

  2. V says:

    She is so cute, but her kimono, where’s her kimono?

    They didn’t have one! -m

  3. naomi says:

    hey! i resemble that remark! đŸ™‚ you know that kimonos and knit hats *are* the height of fashion right now. you should check out the runways of paris, london and tokyo if’n you don’t believe me. dyke is the new black.

    oh, speaking of knit hats, i finished my very first touque today. i didn’t exactly follow the directions in terms of measurements because i was making it for a guy with a big head (genetic, not vanity) and damn! it looks pretty darned good đŸ™‚

    “Dyke is the new black”! LOL! And congrats on the beginning of your touque-making addiction, girl! -m

  4. fullofhype says:

    was that a call for help?

    as a gay man in NY, which makes me an authority of all things stylish and fashionable, the hobo look is in. so, work. it. dyke. girl!

    *whew* Thank you! I shall continue as I were, as it were. đŸ˜‰ -m

  5. karen says:

    So how’s that LUSCIOUS BROWN BABY ALPACA sweater coming along, huh? Huh???

    That would work with a kimono too. In a way. At it were.

    You inspired me to start knitting a sweater, which I haven’t done since last spring. It’s a lovely olive/army green hpy 6-ply (chunky!) merino. Six inches into the first piece already, and I’ve put a grand total of 90 minutes into it. This one, I may finish. đŸ˜‰

    That’s SUPERFINE ALPACA, BITCHES!, actually. Check my Flickr for sweater update pics; I keep sending them from my cell phone ’cause I’m a total dork like that. YAY YOU’RE KNITTING A SWEATER TOO! Yay chunky Merino! -m

  6. Brad says:

    How could you not be just effing fabulous in a kimono and p.j’s, I ask you?

    I *heart* you. -m

  7. shenry says:

    You’re WeeMee is so adorable that I think my head might explode. …pop…

    Ewh! Wipe that shit off my monitor before it gets all dry and crusty! -m

  8. Jalal says:

    Kimonos are absolutely hot.

    Black ones, doubly so.

    You. So terribly right. -m