In which I’m reposting an hilarious series of texts Embo sent me last week, because she said I could.

If you’re me, you have excellent friends. And people who have excellent friends occasionally get text galleries LIKE THIS:

Look at that clean-ass living room.

And that punk-ass beer fridge! LOVE IT.

Painting?! VOLUNTARY PAINTING PROJECTS?! Mind blown.

You could eat off that terlet. Sparkling!

She got an awful lot done for someone who was day drinking! Goblinbox stans Embo!