In which I accentuate the positive.
A few quotes I’ve read or heard lately that made me giggle:
“Of course I’m going to pay my library fines. Right after I get my divorce. It’s on the list!” -ML
On kissing: “More lips! Less tongue!” -CN
“If you don’t have a trust fund, then you’ve noticed that sometimes life can be rather shitty.” -CH
“I’d fuck Barbie.” -S
“Kill me now. I’m out of gin.” -SD
“Dorothy Parker required only three things of her men: They must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.” -RY
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I laughed hysterically after reading your first quote! J. doesn’t see the humor, but it is just too much for me. Maybe I need to go to bed…
It’s even funnier if you know that she’s been meaning to get that divorce for, like, eight or nine years now! -m
The trust fund quote was the one that got me rolling. I need me a trust fund. Anybody have a spare trust fund lying around?
No shit. Amen, brother. -m