In which it turns out he’s not going until next week.
Bread was supposed to leave today for a multi-day stint in Cedar Rapids remodelling his sister’s basement. Turns out he’ll be home tonight; he’s not going up to stay until Monday.
Damn! And I had the naked cabaña boys all lined up!
Damn…
That sums it up Sis
yah for Mush and the naked cabana boys.
Isn’t that the fantasy that Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt kept making reference to on Mad About You?
No! Damn you, you boy hoarder! You whore! Whore! Whore! Whore!
Whore!
Now send them to me and Anthony immediately. We’ll be expecting an apology note at some point, too.
Hey! You have each other, bitches. 😉 Now call me a whore again. -m
Bread gets to pretend your only cabaña boy for the weekend 🙂 see, there is artificial bronze cream from Clinique to make him closer to become one of them.
My wife goes through Naked Cabana Boy Limited for here cabana boy needs. They have great deals for repeat customers, like order 10 cabana boys for the price of 8 with free delivery.
Your wife rocks. -m
Yummy, sounds fun. I’ll be alone too, can we share.