"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

by Mush on February 14, 2006 · 7 Comments · in Blurbs

In which the poverty continues.

I have a cup of shitty gas station coffee, two cigarettes, five dollars (in the form of a $2 bill and $3 in quarters), and my guitar.

Happy VD.

Now, who wants to buy me lunch?

 
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7 Responses to "It's 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

  1. enviroboi/vuboq says:
    February 14, 2006 at 9:30 am

    I do! I do!
    Let’s get yummy veggie soup in a bread bowl!

    *VD smooches*

  2. Shigeki says:
    February 14, 2006 at 9:31 am

    I’d buy you one but I am not there. (T_T)

    You know I have a secret behavior. I like an American gas station coffee for an odd reason… More like coffee flavored hot water. 🙂

    Happy St. Valentine’s day!

  3. Logan says:
    February 14, 2006 at 9:42 am

    You haven’t tasted shitty coffee ’til you peer into the dark, clumpy sludge they have in the breakroom at my work. Gas station coffee would be something of a godsend.

    Happy V Day!

  4. Jon says:
    February 14, 2006 at 11:08 am

    I would buy you lunch but it’s hard to lament my impending singledom to a happily married woman. Of course, we could always check out boys together…{EG}

    I’m a great listener! (“Will listen for food.”) -m

  5. v says:
    February 14, 2006 at 12:51 pm

    Oops, it’s 12:49 and we’re just finishing our lunch–if I’d seen this earlier I’d totally have invited you!

    Aww! You can invite me tomorrow. -m

  6. Gregg says:
    February 15, 2006 at 8:32 am

    I am always ready to buy lunch for a pretty lady, who sings the blues, and has a story or two to tell.

    By the way, I like the blues brothers quote above 🙂

    Ding-ding-ding-ding! You’re the only one who mentioned what movie it was from! -m

  7. Sin says:
    February 18, 2006 at 12:17 am

    Please. In London, all they offer is tea. Coffee’s a non-entity. However, I’ll totally do lunch with you 🙂

    Yay! -m