Is is stupid that I want this?

Wait, don’t answer that.

I spent so much of my life being anti-anything-popular that now I have zero shame about jumping on the bandwagons that appeal to me. Isn’t this, after all, the entire point to being thirty-something? Rampant commercialism and the income to finance it?

I liked the show, I liked the soundtrack, I already actually have a couple of the tracks, and I want the rest. If this means you think I’m shallow, to hell with you. I know I’ve got great taste. (Hah. As if.)

About a year ago I found out that Ron’s girlfriend (now fiancee) is a killer seamstress, and I’ve coveted her stuff for too long now. So I just went to her web site and bought this killer dress. That bitch is so mine! I’m so excited! I mean, how desperately adorable is that dress?!

I want this so bad. So, so bad.

Every time I step into a coffee shop and see people sitting staring glazed-eyed into their sleek laptops, I think, “Why in the hell don’t I have a sleek laptop of my own with a wireless NIC card; why?!”

One of these would do nicely. Oh yes. Or even one of these.

I have device envy. I want this ebook reader.

Not that there’s anything wrong with reading ebooks on a PDA, but this thing’s cute.

Plus I’ve randomly decided I’m against multi-function devices (for no good reason other than to be contrary), so why the hell shouldn’t I add an ebook reader to the list of electronic crap I already carry around?

After all, what’s another 18 ounces next to my PPC, cell phone, iPod, and thumb drive?

Some asshole left a MacMall catalog on my desk. Mac minis! iPods! PowerBooks! Argh! Now I think I might need to get a second job so I can turn into a Mac geek.

I still really want a Vita-Mix. You can cook soup in the thing, grind peanut butter, and make frozen slushies. Can a blender even be that cool?

I bought myself one of 80’s killer Hand Crocheted Scarflette Neck Wraps the other day. She sent me a prototype for the winter pagan holiday and I love it, so I bought a second one – brown – from her eBay store because that’s the kind of girl I am!

Get one! For real! They’re awesome!

I bought one of these when I was a student at MIU and I’ve used the hell out of it. Now it’s old and the cup is broken, and I want a new one! It’s the Nissan Travel Companion 0.79-Quart Stainless-Steel Insulated Bottle!