In which I go out. Late. Gorgeous was doing a white trash costume and needed a string bikini top to wear under her tube top, so yesterday around dusk I drove over to her place in my pajamas to loan her mine. Her costume was terrifying. She had a mullet wig on, a tube top, […]

In which this is the best spelling error ever. Ever ever ever! From a random eBay listing Truck had been perusing: “I prefer Echeck. (Paypal only charge a flat $5.00 fee on Echeck) Postal money order, Bank wire transfer are all accepectabal.” Now, there are so many errors in grammar and punctuation here it’s all […]

In which I get an offer! My brake light went on a couple of days ago. (Big, bright, RED light, right there on the dashboard: BRAKE.) After the light came on, the brakes seemed squishy, but I don’t know if the symptom was psychosomatic or not. (And if it was, I don’t know if I […]

In which we linky-linky. Seems I’ve lost some of my blogroll. Sometimes I want to check in on someone, but their site’s not there any more. Sometimes I delete shit by accident. Whatever. The point is that if you read me and I don’t link to you (over there on the right in my blogroll), […]

In which there may or may not be a brief outage. I’m backing up and upgrading to the latest version of WordPress, the application I use to run this site. It’s a security update. Safety first! (It’s also been out for a couple of months, which makes me an asshole. Especially considering that I may […]

In which I contemplate a road trip I can’t afford. I’m feeling better… physically. My snot’s clearing up, and I don’t ache all over. I talked with AmmZon about getting fired via email yesterday, and she sniffed and said what everyone will probably say, which was something along the lines of, “Well, ya really can’t […]

In which I’m sick. In two ways. At the same time. I’m sick. Fever, aches, cough, and the sniffles. I texted work at nine-something this morning; slept; called work at two-something; slept; went out for dog food at four-something; slept; got up at nine-something and had a cup of tea, some rice and dhal, and […]

In which nothing much. I have a cold. I’m eating Indian take-out and drinking a China Cola at my desk. Several servers also have colds, and had to be restarted this morning. It’s Rockstar’s birthday. I will probably go out for a drink. That is all.

In which what a difference a day makes. Happy Sunday afternoon, y’all! NLW graciously acted as banker for me yesterday so my uncashable check dilemma went away. Yay! (God DAMN I hate not having a fucking checking account!) I went out last night and played Megatouch with Baby Girl at the Dead Cock, and we […]