This fascinates me. If you go to MSN Search and type in a certain string of words, THIS BLOG IS IN THE NUMBER ONE SPOT. And I mean this whole blog – not some sub-page, but the main page itself! Which has different content all the time! People must hate me. I think MSN Search […]

* go to the chiropractor * cut my toenails * pluck my eyebrows * quit eating fried foods * drink even more water * do more yoga * get my teeth cleaned * learn to fucking floss on a regular basis * balance my checkbook * write to my mom, grandmother, and aunts * pay […]

Since my dad has been here, he’s fixed the Playstation, the X-box, my Apple headphones, the washing machine, and a bunch of other crap. He even tried to get the water pump off the old Ford. Now he’s bored. I will totally send him to your house to fix your broken shit, all for a […]

My adranaline issues have been practically absent for the past few weeks… until last night. I mean, I’ve had extremely mild episodes of symptoms, but nothing worth mentioning. Around 10:30 PM I felt a huge lurch in my chest and I became dizzy and utterly freaked out. I actually put my finger to my neck […]

My God, I’m cheese puff. Weirdly accurate, this Snack Food Chinese Zodiac.

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I get the impression my dad’s bored to death. He’s already fixed a pair of Apple headphones, the Xbox, and the old (non-slim) PS2. He even took a look at Bucket’s unressurectable digital camera. Friday night he wanted to do something and offered to take us out to dinner. We took him to Mt. Hamill. […]

My mom had a word for an emotional state that I’ve always thought should be part of our regular lexicon. The word is BUNKY. Bunky is the way you feel on a dreary, rainy day. Or the way you feel after you wake up from a deep afternoon nap. Or when you’re just feeling inward […]