I don’t post on the weekends because I don’t DO ANYTHING! I did not go to Rosie’s b-day party Friday because I forgot about it. Saturday, I did not lay out because it wasn’t sunny enough. (I did mow the lawn for a couple hours, though.) Today, I haven’t even left the house. It’s four […]

Okay, so maybe it’s a little bit more a burn line than an actual tan line, but the lineness remains unchallenged. The itching, you’ll be pleased to learn, is minor. And I’m not red. Er, not all over. Some of me is brown. BROWN, I say. I am so laying out on Friday. Maybe even […]

If you click here you can download edited MP3s of N.W.A.’s Straight Outta Compton – edited down into just the swearing.

I am pleased to announce that I have begun my Quest for a Tan 2005 with a lovely foundation sunburn. (And before you all lecture me about skin cancer, please know that I only do this every three or four years, and I rarely succeed in getting very far because it gets so damn hot […]

I got back from the grocery store shortly past dusk last night. Brett and I were in the kitchen, unpacking grocery bags and putting food away when this exchange occurred: Brett: Mushlette, I think we really need to buy a peahen for the peacock. Mush: Why? What happened? Brett: I saw the peacock fucking his […]

When you get tattooed at Jade Dragon, they give you a little packet of A&D ointment for aftercare. A&D is a vitamin A and D ointment that you use to keep your new art moist, to help stop it from scabbing. They also give you a little card that tells you to use Preparation H […]

Brett has no work to do. This means he’s home making a mess, probably doing absolutely no honey-do list items (he thinks he’s a hero if he just bothers to mow the lawn), and he’s all spastic and ready to interface when I get home from work. Not that I mind talking to my DH, […]

I went through the bank drive-thru to deposit some money while I was out getting lunch earlier. The teller gave me $10 that they’d shorted Mr. Brett when he was there earlier cashing a check.

I love you people. Many of you are desperate to learn how to ping from OSX, and I don’t blame you. Others want to know more about PPC apps or skins. Some of you are STILL SURFING FOR PORN WITH MSN, and you make me sad. It’s today’s how you found this site, courtesy my […]

I have a new tattoo.