In which I’m back online, using Internet Exploder – a browser I hate. I spent much of today doing laundry and fucking with my computer. I have many clean clothes and I finally got Win2k installed. I’m now online, which was my whole goal. I haven’t installed anything at all except for my modem driver […]

In which there’s an MP4 to download. I’m feeling melancholy as autumn approaches. This morning I drove to work with the windows down and the heat on, Breathe Me on repeat, blasting. Fall makes me ache, makes me sad in a deep place. I look around at the leaves turning, the fields turning; the mornings […]

In which I totally bitch and moan and you probably shouldn’t even read this. Today has proven to be something of a total bitch. One. I backed up my home files onto my work computer, then attempted to set up my iTunes library and update my iPod. This was a total pain in the ass, […]

In which I recount a dream. Yes, posting this kind of self-serving, of-interest-to-no-one crap is totally against the rules of blogging. I rarely remember my dreams. I would estimate that I remember fewer than five per year. Over the weekend, however, I had a really strange dream that I did remember. I was doing a […]

In which my boobs stop hurting and everything else starts. I woke up one minute before Brett’s alarm went off at 4:26. I’d only been asleep since midnight, so I wasn’t at all pleased that I was awake. Brett got up and did his morning thing and left for work at 5:30. I was lying […]

In other news, my boobs hurt. This might just mean that I should not have done braless arobics the other day. Or it might mean that I’m going to have wicked-bad-awful PMS soon. Or it could mean I’m pregnant again, in which case I will kill myself. I had the very last of my many […]

I love this picture so much. Makes me want to run right out and buy an Airstream. Or a convertable.

I can’t help it, this love I have for all things Google. I have no idea why Google has suddenly become a software house, but I love all their little doodads, including Google Desktop.

You know what’s cool? The Internet. The Internet’s cool. I used my blog yesterday to bitch and moan and blow off domestic steam, and in response my worthless self got several comments that made me laugh out loud and an Amazon.com gift certificate from Shegeki! CAN YOU STAND IT?!?! Of course you can’t. It’s too […]

And this little ivy-growing-on-a-telephone-pole guy already knows it: